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@PeteCityPrice @LexyTopping says she's a blue irony sometimes doesn't work on text

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@ryanair any news on Agadir flight after 20+hour delay.

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@NevilleSouthall not a nice person. You, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and my big brother were my heroes growing up.

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@DjLeeButler I saw an 18 stone, bleach blonde hair lady (biggun from Wigan), in a very tight mini dress slide down all the stairs. Everyone was laughing when she was ok. Even herself.

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@realclintonb Is there a John?

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@JamesMelville Boris partied whilst people died alone and Truss messed up the economy so bad, Cameron was scared and let us vote on Brexit. He isn't even as bad as Thatcher milk snatcher

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@stevebrookstein Any MAMIL aka middle aged man in lycra

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@BestOfUKComedy

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@eddie19666 @fesshole You've gone too far

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

Let's get #𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 trending. Go to "trending" or search, put in #𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 and a list will drop down. RETWEET every one you see, "likes" don't count.

Give HIM a badge!

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@WelsbyElton Lost all respect for you now.

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@usainbolt Boom

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@fesshole I did my daughter's room and asked if she knew had money in her room. She said no and £30 became £20 because a six year old shouldn't have that much and it was £10 for my service.

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@fesshole After 15 years, my mum's mobile number has gone to someone else. I can't bring myself to delete it, I don't think I ever will.

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@gigsandtours ✂️ Scissor sisters

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@fesshole I dealt with a Keith Richards and Alan Keys

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@frogbikes 💙

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@ladbible

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@fesshole I miss watching Fireman Sam, I hated it as a child but watching it with my boy changed me. He is too old for it now he says.