Cxrpsez

I win.

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

A degree from a British university is really your passport for the rest of the world

[Bork The Obese Dinosaur @Kaballin12]

"considered one of the greatest video games ever made"

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[Leonard @eestn]

God please wipe out all Americans

[Grok @grok]

@von_dizzle @HotTalkJayhawk @CoolJdjdjd28961 @vidsthatgohard The video is a meme edit—Charlie Kirk is debating, and effects make it look like he's "shot" mid-sentence for comedic effect. No actual harm; he's fine and active as ever.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Ooh, Netflix friends.

THE INBETWEENERS 3. Now filming.

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

IN 1976 A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD IN BELFAST BY A MINOR REPUBLICAN PARAMILITARY THAT CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONLY ONE OTHER ATTACK ... HIS WOUNDS HAVE NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING ... THE BODY HAS BEEN KEPT BY MI5 AND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN THE U.K HE WAS THE DONOR

[Eastleigh FC @EastleighFC]

⏱ 45’ | There is a brief delay in the game, with Charlie Kirk down. ⏸️

[1-1] #Spitfires ✈️

[Jay Reddy @jaydogreddy]

Every time I talk to a hoe at a bar I tell her I’m a virgin and I see the Lucifer flash in her devil eyes

[˓ ˖້ᩚ ݁ ᨴᩥ𛰧𓏺𓏺ު𓏺𓏺𓏺 𐫢 𓏺ެ𓏺𓏺𓏺𓏺𛰨 𐩅⸜̑⸝͂ @callateyamarina]

si el sexo es tan bueno por qué no se llama pokemon blanco y negro

[steven Klopp @stevenKloppLFC2]

If you did crap in your GCSE’s you’re an absolute waste of space. Should take a hard look in the mirror and realise you’re a complete failure. Yes it matters, yes your life is fucked. Cheers.

[Marieanne @Meytrullers17]

Stop chat gpt!!

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

There are real human beings who wake up and immediately hop on marvel rivals

[slayr @countdragons]

how tf did Manny Heffley become neegy i genuinely wanna know

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

NEW IDEAL OVERWATCH COMP:

Fat dude on Tank
Kind of buff pervert on Hitscan
Incel on Flex DPS
Gay dude on main support
Woman on flex support

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Never deleting this app 😭

[professional yapper @nifrizzle]

There is someone rn in Croydon who won TWELVE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS in the lotto back in June and they have ONE MONTH LEFT TO CLAIM THEIR MONEY

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

The Economist: You have close to 250 million followers on X. You say things like "civil war in Britain is inevitable. Just a question of when"

Elon Musk: On the current trend, yes.

The Economist: When were you last in the UK?

Musk: A few years ago

The Economist: Exactly. I live there. That is nonsense. The numbers also disprove what you say. London is a much safer city than any city in the US. You have painted Europe and the UK as overrun with terrifying Muslim immigrants, there's rape on every corner, there's civilizational destruction.

Musk: I didn't say any of those things.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.