@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP

A frothy mix of #BillsMafia; #ProgressivePolitics & Snark
LGBTQIA+ Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 He/Him/His
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[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

"Are you available to escort ships through the Strait of Hormuz?"

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@Suzierizzo1 22 points.

No on:
21. Owned a pager
23. Removed the cd player from your car
25. Used MSN messenger

I think all of these might be referencing people younger than me.
21. Pagers were only for doctors
23. Mine car STILL HAS a CD player.
25. G-d no! We had Usenet.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@TabithaStevens8 @BarakRavid too weak (s)

[Garrett @GarrettAtWork]

@BarakRavid So when did Trump leak you this hodgepodge of info that isn't going to happen? This is almost literally them saying it's going to be two more weeks for the 30th time.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@JoJoFromJerz Google image search thinks the patch on his neck is either Basal Cell Carcinoma or Squamous Cell Carcinoma (SCC).

Notably, it's just past where he normally lathers on the the fake tan. Likely he rarely protected that area from sun exposure.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@daveweigel It'd be a tragedy for the party in California & nationwide. Steyer should be spending his Billions supporting Dems, not on attack ads against them.

He's only running for Gov to polish his resume for another POTUS run. He doesn't care about California, or Democrats, only himself.

[Buffalo Bills Backers Italy @BillsItaly]

✅️ Buffalo Bills Backers Italy right now
#BillsMafia
@BuffaloBills

Tweet @ChrisBrownBills

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@BillsItaly @BuffaloBills @ChrisBrownBills I mean technically they could just play in their former co-home city of Toronto. But I'd love to travel to Europe to see them play - the total price might be less than seeing them in their new stadium.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@ElenaBee0 Totally inappropriate. . . footwear.
You should only mow the lawn in closed-toe leather or faux-leather shoes. Preferably steel-toed.

As for her shorts & top, she's on private property, presumably her own & is dressed appropriately for a G-rated film. So mind your own business.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @JamesTalarico’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@goneers The ticks have always been there. They are spreading due to fossil-fuel-burning climate change.

So no need for further investigation, the culprits are ExxonMobil, Chevron, ConocoPhillips, BP, Texaco, Occidental, etc. and their GOP enablers, and anyone that has voted Republican.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@MariaBartiromo @kencen @realDonaldTrump @LauraLoomer You logic typifies MAGA "legal experts."

The board BROKE THE LAW, but because it made Trump happy, the courts should approve it.

We have a Constitution, & while SCOTUS has granted exorbitant leeway for Trump to break the law, that doesn't extend to the people that simp for him.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Nate Paul.

He was under FBI investigation for fraud. His real estate empire was collapsing after 18 properties filed for bankruptcy in a single year.

He wrote Ken Paxton a $25,000 check.

Then Paxton directed his AG’s office to hand Paul confidential investigative files.

They blocked foreclosure sales on his properties.

And they sided with Paul against the charity he was accused of defrauding.

Nate Paul even employed Paxton's mistress at Paxton’s recommendation.

Paxton's own senior staff reported his corruption to the FBI. They were fired.

This is what Ken Paxton does when he’s in a position of power — and it’s why he should be nowhere near the U.S. Senate.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@JohnLuszcz59870 The IRS has cleared the SPLC: https://t.co/ygdOrrQ2Gx

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@DHSgov Another modern proverb you may be familiar with:

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”

[Amanda Massare @AmandaMassare]

Me in October: I just want to see some improvements this season, I’ll take anything.

Me in February: I just want to make the playoffs.

Me in March: I just want to win the division.

Me in May: My entire mental health & happiness relies on this game tonight.

#letsgobuffalo

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@TheAuthorGuy The good news is this means the Billionaires have realized how toxic Trump is and there's no longer a point to trying to cozy up to him. It also likely means the Arc duh Trump is a non-starter.

But keep an eye out for who is giving to projects/causes Vance is alligned with.

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@ronsterd89 My wife?

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@SenFettermanPA "build the #WHballroom for events exactly like these."

Last night's #WHCD had 2,600 attendees, of the various reported capacities for the proposed WH #ballroom, the largest is 1,300 so you'd need to double the size of it and it's already monstrously out of proportion to the WH.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

To repeat: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American..

You are neither a journalist nor an American

STAND FOR SOMETHING

[@Cy_Guy 🇺🇸 #ClimatePatriot🇺🇸 #🦬🏈JPA=MVP @CyGuyDC]

@oceanfront72 @DoorDash Oh, and when do the tax cuts for the CEO and board members of @DoorDash expire???

NEVER.