Cyrus Wittig

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

For my fantasy football punishment, I will be attempting the Waffle House challenge.

I must stay in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle I eat, an hour is subtracted from my sentence. Please join me on this journey.

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

Get their ass Elijah Wood

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Happy for the Sooners, but it seems a bit absurd that the regional hosts weren’t the home team for a winner take all game

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

I guess we’re partying like it’s 1999

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

This guy has CTE

[Cam @42Cyc]

JJ McCarthy addressed his recent comments about Kyler Murray:

"We're competing for a job. I'm not going to pretend that I'm happy about it, and I felt like I proved that I was an elite QB last season. I know I'm the future of this organization."

WOAH 😳

[Cam @42Cyc]

JJ McCarthy addressed his recent comments about Kyler Murray:

"We're competing for a job. I'm not going to pretend that I'm happy about it, and I felt like I proved that I was an elite QB last season. I know I'm the future of this organization."

WOAH 😳

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

@CavsandEffect @OldTakesExposed You were right that it wasn’t Knicks in 5

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Refs want this game on a running clock. No interest in calling fouls whatsoever

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Absolutely believe this

[GerbilWalta @2ndMeltMaxer67]

Just got crazy intel that must be shared. My Dad is an investor in the Baha Mar Hotel in the Bahamas and just received word a J. Allen booked a week long stay starting May 26th (tomorrow) and will be picked up from his flight from Cleveland-Nassau at 3PM. He plays tonight. #Cavs

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

James Harden has a flight to Cancun 10 pm CT

[zach @_zachblatter]

I don’t wanna see a statement or city jersey within 5000 miles of this court

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

This might be the worst one of these charts I’ve ever seen

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Ranking NBA Fan Bases by how much they've suffered

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

It’s mad funny. We’re all delusional homers about #11 until you slap them numbers on a screen

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Holy shit the Lakers look like a team at the Y

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

This menu is the most Lumineers coded “Hey-Ho” music I’ve ever seen

[Philippe @philippppe]

@alexsakalis Poor Europeans have a much better life than average Americans.

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Every player my team picked is a Hall of Famer and every other player in the draft is a massive bust

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Ok now arrest every politician for insider trading

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Person who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal has been identified as a U.S. soldier who participated in the operation.

The soldier has now been arrested, according to ABC News.

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

Who is the baddie that was behind the plate in Cleveland yesterday?