michael

road work ahead? yeah, i sure hope it does

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

Quite possibly the purest and most heartwarming gif I have ever seen.

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 24 Jan 2016 (via @twi_age).

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 24 Jan 2016 (via @twi_age).

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

no offence but deadpool rp accounts piss me off so much

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

spare ticket still going lol

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

bought 2 tickets to see Lorde in 2022 and the girl I’m seeing said she didn’t want to go

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

what the fuck is this? 😂

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The trailer for Lifetime’s Harry & Meghan: #EscapingThePalace has been released.

The film will premiere on September 6.

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

as a 22 year old heterosexual man, I really shouldn’t enjoy Olivia Rodrigo as much as I do

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

Thanks Jeff

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

bought 2 tickets to see Lorde in 2022 and the girl I’m seeing said she didn’t want to go

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

finally getting vaccinated tomorrow

thank you @BillGates

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

for legal reasons this is a joke

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

call me alexander hamilton because the fact I’m alive is a miracle

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

They were robbed

[Variety @Variety]

Here is your Joel and Ellie for #TheLastOfUs on HBO https://t.co/jlF8rl0J7Y

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 24 Jan 2016 (via @twi_age).

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

the person i usually vent too just posted a meme about being an unpaid therapist on their insta story and now i feel like ✨a piece of shit✨

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

Shoutout to my FitBit for reminding me how poor my sleeping pattern is

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

9 years on Instagram and today I’ve finally reached 200 followers lol

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

The fact I’ve ended up on the depression side of Tik Tok says a lot about my life right now lol

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

I bought a vinyl player and i found my dads old collection of records and he used to have an amazing taste in music jfc

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

I’ve just found this Tik Tok girl I have a crush on, on Tinder and now I’m all flustered

[michael @CyanicSarcasm]

genuinely baffling how my bosses are saying that they won’t make wearing masks mandatory in our shop