ᑕYᗷEᖇ

ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ. 🍿

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐄𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐮𝐦 🎶📺🎥📀📼🎫⚽️🏀🏈

[ᑕYᗷEᖇ @CybaTW]

This has to be the most impactful movie ending I’ve seen in a hot minute. The theater was literally dead silent during this scene.

No crying, no gasps, nothing. Just complete silence while Nikki was crying in the background.

Me and my brother turned to each other like WTF did we just watch? Everyone was too stunned to speak.

[joanzzz @joanzimugha]

先週の金曜日、妻の美咲が、台所で、ぽつりと言った。

「今日で、三千日、毎日ごはんを作ってるって、知ってた？」

私は、ソファから顔を上げた。「え、そうなの？」

「うん。数えてみたの。」

美咲は、笑っていた。でも、洗い物をする手が、少しだけ、止まっていた。

その夜、私は、考えた。

朝、お弁当を作ってくれるのは、美咲。子どもの学校のプリントを、全部覚えているのも、美咲。私の靴下が、いつも引き出しにそろっているのも、美咲。

私は、一度でも、「ありがとう」と言っただろうか。

次の日の朝、美咲が起きると、食卓に、一枚のメモがあった。

「今日のごはんは、僕が作る。味は、期待しないでください。」

台所には、焦げた卵焼きと、形のばらばらなおにぎりが、並んでいた。

美咲は、メモを持ったまま、立ち尽くしていた。

それから、小さな声で言った。

「……おいしくない。」

「ごめん。」

「でも、全部、食べる。」

美咲の目が、少し、赤かった。

私は、やっと、わかった。

妻が欲しかったのは、完璧な家事でも、高いプレゼントでもなかった。

「見ていたよ」という、たった一言だった。

[AJEBO @_heisajebo]

Sadie Sink has quietly made one of the smartest transitions in Hollywood. Most child stars either disappear, or they try so hard to look grown that it feels forced.

She literally did the opposite. No loud rebrand. No controversy. Just better roles, better fashion, and a lot more confidence.

[Victor @FilmRader]

I think maybe Loki was destined to hold the multiverse because he’s the God of Chaos, and the multiverse is nothing but chaos

[Gilbert @ReflectiveGils]

One of the greatest things a man can do is become someone his children feel safe talking to.

[Dr JNR @Drjnr12]

The floor felt cold under my feet.
My wife was on all fours.
My husband’s brother was behind her, fucking her pussy deep.
Tears ran down her face onto the floor.
She looked at me and kept pushing back against him.
My husband saw it and started crying.
She fainted while he was still inside her.
When she woke up, he was still digging her pussy well.

[Ore Olu Wa @oreoluwaniemimi]

Rage baiting is that you?
😆

[bigbrownson 🪖 @bigbrownson]

Wanda is Back

Vision

[peanut butter movies 🌹 @its_edikan]

Sheriff: Orlando man executed woman at Citibank building.

Behind every breaking-news headline is a real person whose life mattered, and a family left to deal with an unimaginable loss. No workplace disagreement or personal anger should ever end in somebody losing their life. This is a tragedy that deserves more than a passing headline.

[Meelky Fbaby @Meelky_f]

"Your Honor, I’m suing my ex-fiancé for fifteen thousand dollars for the custom engagement ring he took back after he broke off our wedding."

The judge flipped through the financial receipts in the court binder, then looked up over her glasses at the defendant.

Judge: "Sir, you called off the wedding two weeks before the ceremony, took the ring while she was asleep, and pawned it. Why shouldn't you return the funds?"

Defendant: "Your Honor, an engagement ring is a conditional gift. Since the marriage didn't happen, the condition wasn't met. Legally, the ring reverts back to me."

Plaintiff: "He broke off the wedding because he got caught cheating with my chief bridesmaid!"

Judge: "Is that true, sir?"

Defendant: "My personal life is irrelevant to property law, Your Honor. The legal precedent is crystal clear: no wedding, no ring."

Plaintiff: "Your Honor, show him the receipt! He didn't even buy the ring!"

Judge: (Pours over the receipt) "Wait a moment. Ma'am, this receipt shows the ring was paid for using a joint credit card... in your name only?"

Plaintiff: "Yes! He maxed out my card to buy it, promised to pay me back, and then pawned it for eight grand to take his new girlfriend to Cabo!"

Judge: (Stares at the defendant in disbelief) "Let me understand your legal strategy, sir. You used her credit card to buy a ring, gave it to her, cheated on her, stole it back, sold it for cash, spent the cash on another woman, and now you're using 'conditional gift' law to keep the money?"

Defendant: "Technically, Your Honor, the debt is on her credit history, not mine."

(The courtroom erupts in loud gasps and laughter.)

Judge: "Technically, sir, that’s not contract law, that’s grand larceny. I’m awarding her the full fifteen thousand dollars, and I'm forwarding this case file directly to the District Attorney's office."

[Dr JNR @Drjnr12]

The sheets were already messy.
My brother held my wife down while she pushed against his chest.
She fought for a few seconds, saying no, then her body stopped resisting.
His cock slid deep into her wet pussy. Tears ran down her face as she started moving with him.
She saw me and kept going.
My husband walked in, saw everything, and broke down crying.
She fainted while he was still inside her.
When she woke up, he was still digging her pussy deep.

[Morgan Comics @themorganverse]

Up next…
Captain America #2

[Steve Chung @SteveChung1968]

In honor of @darick_wr's birthday, I'd like to share this classic story by Nicieza, Robertson, Mahlstedt, Rosas, Joyce, and Witterstaetter.

Thirty-three years ago, the New Warriors celebrated the holidays in the "Present Tense!"

https://t.co/TOYrpB388g

[Wireless Tv @WirelessTv84]

Best caption for this movie please

[Sooh | Xi @AbisoyeOfLagos]

Drake has cultivated the habit of always being in and around absolute prettiest industry baddies. Ngl

Who actually thought Emily Ratajkowski and drake will be a thing?

She got them Beautiful legs, I love them and her.❤️❤️😍😍

Wildest couple of the year.

[Kevin Wolff @KevinWolffart]

#RussManning 1970

[LEXY👻 @lexydiamz]

「セックスはどのくらいの頻度でしていますか？」

夫婦カウンセリングの場で、私は尋ねた。

夫は答えた。
「3週間に1回くらいでしょうか？」

妻もうなずいた。

「それについて、あなたはどう感じていますか？」

夫は妻を見つめた。

「自分なりにすべて頑張っているのに、それでも拒絶されている気がします。」

長い沈黙が流れた。

「洗濯もする。朝から夕方まで仕事もする。子どもたちとの時間も大切にしている。夕食も作るし、子どもたちのお弁当も準備する。それだけやれば……」

「その見返りとして、セックスをしてもらえると思っていたのですか？」

「いや、そういう意味じゃない。ただ……また夫婦として心を通わせられると思っていたんです。」

[Dr JNR @Drjnr12]

The bed was shaking hard.
My wife was riding my brother.
His cock was deep in her wet pussy.
Tears already streamed down her face.
She saw me and kept bouncing on him.
My husband walked in and broke down crying.
She fainted on top of him.
When she woke up, he was still inside her, holding her hips.

[Damian Wayne @Fame_0007]

I used to believe kindness was a tax paid by the weak.
I shorted cab drivers, ignored the busker outside my office, and once stepped over a man who'd fallen on the ice.
One evening, rushing to the train, I spotted a wallet on the pavement. I glanced around, pocketed the cash, and tossed the rest in a bin.

[𝔸𝕃𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔻𝕆™✍️ @Mazi_OJK]

"Logan is trying to escape with Kayla, but Weapon 11...!!!"👀💀

🎬 Movie Name: X-Men Origins:
Wolverine (2009)

I won't lie, it's sucks what they did to Wade here but Logan's line cracks me up.

[inevitable ☠️ @possiblities07]

Why didn't he use his small size against thanos ...