misanthropic codger

It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

I want to thank Rod Serling for preparing me for this freaking day.

[David Williamson @theirishego]

8 years ago I was "invited" to a mandatory #PIP assessment after returning the 80-page @DWPgovuk questionnaire with a post-it note saying "As I'm not a salamander my legs haven't grown back."

This is what happened next...

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@seandunn76 Go easy on ‘em, most of them can’t even pronounce taco correctly. They make it rhyme with smack-o.

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

I am sorry
but it is too late
to heed the warnings
of those who decades ago
said we were on track
to wind up
right where we are now,
but if you would honor
Cassandra’s kinfolk
you can start
by heeding the warnings
of those trying to alert you
to where we are heading next.

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@FossilLocator And yet they make me happy.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

No need to debunk this.

The word ‘bunk’ is a shortened form of ‘bunkum,’ which came from Buncombe County, North Carolina (where Asheville is located).

In 1820, the congressman from Buncombe County gave an intentionally boring and long-winded speech to Congress...

[American Wild Horse Conservation @FreeWildHorses]

Onaqui stallion Pyrite suffered in his last days. We are heartbroken that such a vibrant life was cut short so violently. If you have information about the killing, which took place during the week of Nov. 3rd in Utah, please contact the BLM tip line at [phone].

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@greennomad61 Found you!

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

Okay, my loves. Like Charlotte’s children I have spun my one tremulous parachute. I do not know if it will last but you know where it landed & it has the same face if you want to find me. I will still check back here from ⏱️ to ⏳. Thank you for all you have shared. I love you.

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@TopHatOrTrilby found you, gracias🌱

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@rubierockett I found you! ✔️🌱

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@Gurgifriends Really! I hadn’t noticed, have to look for that now 🤔perhaps they had cats.

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@PP_Rubens Wonder how the cup got that tarnished when he hadn’t eaten that much of the cheese or butter. Or maybe he has the same basic grocery order every week—glad he treated himself to grapes this time!

Seriously, thank you. Love seeing two pcs by the same artist of nearly same objects.

[Mr.Doughnut @MrDoughnut18]

@BatConIntl BATS WITH SUCTION CUPS!!

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@TracerRacerX Glad to hear of progress, sorry you’re still uncomfortable.

[Blanchet House & Farm @blanchethouse]

Remember the cat we found in our cafe? Well, he’s in a happy home now and enjoys our children’s book, Toby Finds a Home. Today (11/13), donate $10 to Blanchet House via Give!Guide, to enter to receive a signed copy of our book!This is a great book for children to learn about homelessness and helping their community. We will randomly choose five people from all donors. Your donation will bring relief and hope to so many people struggling in our community. https://t.co/YJneW2z9iE

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@debzhealey I didn’t make it to the not-really-a-bagel-place either today😕 Tomorrow for sure!

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

*sigh* was gonna run to the store but couldn’t find my keys. I have spares but that’s not the POINT, WTF.

Found where I dropped them after the store closed so I’ll drop in tomorrow and try the not-a-🥯-place-I-don’t-care-what-you-named-it again as if that was the original plan.

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@hannahcjones0 🤣🔥 too late for me to be laughing this loud

[misanthropic codger @CybeleSees]

@Girlinscrubs1 🤣🏆