Skittles

Just the best freakin' dog on the planet

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'Bae' is short for 'baecon'

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Somebody should change the locks on the White House while the idiot is in Florida. #Jan20NotSoonEnough

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@jimmyjohns Thanks. I gave details of the Jimmy Chips batch online. I'm glad to know it was harmless, because I ate half the bag before I pulled that one out! ; )

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I’m telling myself that these are just spices on my ⁦@jimmyjohns⁩ barbecue chips, but this has got to be the ugliest chip I’ve ever seen!

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I'm encouraging everyone to vote as if their life depended on it...because it literally does.
#VoteBidenHarris2020

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Trump and his GOP enablers have cost U.S. lives. It is shameful, reprehensible, and was totally preventable. Not only that, this next round of stimulus will cost taxpayers $3 trillion. Think of all the zeroes in this tweet, starting with Trump. #Biden2020 #DumpTrump

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My dad is getting worked up over the notion that he has paid more in taxes than Donald Trump for the past decade. The man is pulling out old-timey expletives!! #TrumpLies #AmericaDies #Biden2020

[The Tweeter Formerly Known as Kimber @KimberSwells]

@realDonaldTrump I live in Pennsylvania and everyone is talking about how they can’t wait to vote for @JoeBiden and get rid of you.

#Biden2020

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This 3 year old tweet held up pretty well...

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This just in...Trump is still a barking lunatic. #InCaseYouForgot

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@RhodesLynxMSOC @Georgewinfrey23 @michael_bardos, Pics are loaded.

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@RhodesLynxMSOC @Georgewinfrey23 might enjoy some free pics of today's beatdown of Millsaps...https://t.co/UuZZiz62Ap #Lynx

[Geoff Calkins @geoff_calkins]

The magnificent story of Joey Magnifico. My column: https://t.co/9niJLVTbeh

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Sean McDonough just sounded like Jim Mora when he said "playoffs." #ClassicJimMora #YouTubeIt

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I really think ESPN is trying to kill #MNF. Sean M. has got to go. #SnoozeFest2017

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@michael_bardos Check out this Onion headline... https://t.co/LjcGWwQ0B0

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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@KianLawley @Kelseykierno No, they're bitches. #DogSpeak #TotallyAcceptable

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...998,074

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If I tweet 998,075 more times, I'll hit 1,000,000 tweets. #OnARoll

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New York Giants fans are about as classy as New York Yankees fans. #BooYourTeam

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Hurricanes are no laughing matter. Neither is Kathy Griffin. #JustSaying

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Matt Prater can kick! #MNF