cyber-ipman

Girl dad | Security Engineer | Windows/Linux tryhard | Infinite conquest of learning | OSRS lifelong nerd

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Excited to announce my ESXi 8 STIG script is fully functioning for both assessment and remediation of open vulnerabilities!

https://t.co/WhW78fvJOO

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

@IAMERICAbooted Ughhh this. This. This.
My boss is a middle manager trying to like impress executives or something and a huge initiative has been writing SOPs for shit nobody is going to read. Legit feels like I'm wasting time writing huge SOPs for dumbass things that make no sense

[BeyondMemory Intelligence. @beyondmemory_io]

Well, well, well. The public JSON formatter sites your developers paste production data into have been quietly publishing every paste for about seven years. Naturally, we read all seven years of it.

200,000+ documents. Cloud keys, SSH keys, payment API keys, whole tax returns with SSNs, people's full identities, bank balances. Nobody hacked anything. People pasted it in to make it look tidy, as you do.

Full writeup below. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

[Jonas L @jonasLyk]

https://t.co/AeIdwj23cp

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Can we PLEASE
for the love of all that his holy
STOP NORMALIZING THIS INSTALL METHOD

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

@IAMERICAbooted Woohoooo excited to watch & learn

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

@KateCornell https://t.co/5QktnRzT8G

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Lol what a fucking joke

[impulsive @weezerOSINT]

meta gave their AI support agent the ability to modify your instagram account. no identity verification. people figured this out and accounts are being taken over right now

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Having a kitten and a toddler is a perfect duo

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

@sadies_page Figured you heard of! That is sick!

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Omg I won an award at work today and it cited this as one of the reasons 🤣

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Last Friday our internal SOC team submitted a report to our CISO that none of their Linux systems (1000+, all major distros) were vulnerable to copyfail so I was pinged to investigate and...yyeaaahh, just lmao

[River Page @river_is_nice]

As a former bartender when they start making you measure out the booze it means you work for private equity now

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

OnlyFans is Hacked 🚨

Apparently OnlyFans has been hacked and they're selling the complete database of 340 million users

including data of content creators and consumers.

The leaked data includes

- Usernames and profile names
- Email addresses
- Phone numbers
- Account creation dates
- Follower/subscriber metrics
- Creator/fan rankings
- Linked social media profiles
- Partial payment card metadata (last 4 digits of the card)

The result of this is going to be a massive wave of extortion attempts against users

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

@0xIlyy I always *try* to do what you did for these games, but fail spectacularly

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

I am in awe, this is beautiful

[ily⚡️ @0xIlyy]

https://t.co/1XUXN7hnGj

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for.

Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

@cybrwrm I thought I was alone with these references

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Fun fact one time I had to satisfy a math credit in college so I took linear algebra; seemed easy because it had algebra in the name.

Got an email from math dept head warning me it's an advanced class and I said pfft plz

...IT WAS MIND BLOWINGLY DIFFICULT.... but I passed 😅

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

Nerds who do linear algebra and vector math are the true GOATs

[cyber-ipman @Cyberipman]

POV: modern games everytime they update

[gordon freeman from woke mesa @portal2urmom]

Everyone! Free up ~61.67GB on your drive!!!! NOW!!!!