Cybermancer

Bio? Like biohazard? Yeah, I'm one of those.
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If you have two lasagnas, and you put them on top of each other, one lasagna disappears and you only have one lasagna. This phenomenon has been dubbed the 'Lasagna Effect' by leading scientists in the field.

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i've never seen a moose hide. which might just mean they're really good at it

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i have some pretty big problems with hopscotch

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not in a coal mine in 1840

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@lysosomics stunning!

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can't stop thinking about the results of the international hoop kicking contest

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@lysosomics unexpected signed distance field global illumination

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i feel like if i made a really political comment on april fools day, where the joke was that i never make political comments, it would kind of be too subtle to be funny. so here's a link to my upcoming game on steam instead https://t.co/usXR0yuiih

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its kind of boring that numbers stay the same no matter how high you go

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@lysosomics OMG it's already april..... i hardly even believe it. happy 18 months my love <3

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going to travel back in time to change the oldest trick in the book

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you've been to another timeline once, you've been there a thousand times

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is this how you're supposed to format the header in a resume

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there won't be any taking the law into your own hands on my watch

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@faesahl you two are so cute together

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wishing there was a way to describe the opposite of a tribunal

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time. sort of a one trick Pony

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why did the chicken cross the road (non candid joke)

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the international hoop kicking contest. tomorrow. you and me. don't miss it.

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on time funny tweet. april fools

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well nice going dingus, large does she know now