May Contain Nuts

Self-Unemployed Nuisance (Semi retired). Existentialist, until I invent something better.

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@Melonhead999 Nobody knows. Probably Russia.

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@Melonhead999 I think that was KIT. Hasselhoff was again a passenger.

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@Melonhead999 The erosion of a the beautiful game, apparently.

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@Melonhead999 pyramid. I need the points.

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@Melonhead999 I was going to say Bonnie Tyler, but she died yesterday. Is it Dolly Parton?

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@Melonhead999 The French have always been revolting. That started in 1066 when Guillaume the Bastard arrived.

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@Melonhead999 Mexico.

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@Melonhead999 Uraguay

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@Alien_Orifice A tweet with a 10cc beat.

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@S1dTR0tt3r147 I thought he was going to replace Dawn French, flogging chocolate at Xmas?

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I don't know her name but she seems familiar #wicca

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Dear @Deliveroo , do you think it was a good idea to partner with @FIFAWorldCup ? Someone is going to be blamed for delivering a dog's breakfast of a World Cup.

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@minimooey Not my fault.

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@JasonKingHQ I think he might have been a gardener. Not sure... Something about a Yew tree.

[shortswereshort @shortswereshort]

Come and see @1607WestEgg at what is likely to be London's most INTIMATE comedy show this Friday.

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London bound.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

This week's shows.
#comedy

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

Have you got your tickets yet?
Probably not...
#comedy

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@bertie_lakeland We did BlackSabbathMode at Parabola and then went to Montpellier Park. Couple of "must see/listen to" tomorrow evening. Dub Catalyst at 8pm is a highlight.