Peter G

Parole or probation. I can never remember which one I'm on.
LVM
thou/thy/thee

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

one baker's dozen minus two =

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

Obviously, Cynthia Erivo, set to star as Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar," also would have been a much better Elvis that Austin Butler but couldn't take the part due to a scheduling conflict.

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

Spent the last couple of days cleaning all neighborhood grocery stores out of tic tacs. Now that the ban is in effect, I'm offering them on the dark web for ten bucks a box. What can I say ... there's just no off position to the genius switch!!! 💡💡💡

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

Dogs ate millions of ballots cast for VP Harris, and by now, migrants have eaten most of those dogs!!!😩 #DoNotConcedeKamala

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

@realDonaldTrump Minted in the US? Any other flavors available?

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

"If the Lord Almighty comes down and tells me [to drop out of the race], I might do that." -- Joe Biden, 07/05/24
So the biggest yet most under-reported news story of the last 24 hours -- indeed of the last 2,000 years -- is that the Lord Almighty actually did come down!!! 😮

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

According to sources, President Joe Biden has decided to drop out of the current presidential race in order to focus on his health by embarking on a strict diet, supplementation, and exercise regimen so as to fully regain his cognitive faculties and be fit to run again in 2028.

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

earmarked #WordOfTheDay

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High-profile as this one may have been, it's just another mass shooting in America. #TrumpAssasinationAttempt

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

So much for the old adage that "no one gets shot at an NRA convention." #TrumpAssasinationAttempt

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

Colour? Seriosly???

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

Any of the recent solar flares may have flipped your rhesus factor from positive to negative or vice versa, so be very careful when receiving or donating blood! #Solarstorm2024

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

@elonmuskADO Nope. Twitter makes much more sense b/c (a) it's a long-established brand, and (b) the name matches its URL. X is more confusing than anything else.

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

The only reason anyone's ever unhappy with their pronoun is b/c they're stuck in a rigid, stereotype-laden, and ultra-conservative notion of what that pronoun represents ... also, why do I keep chewing for up to two minutes after I've spit out my gum? 🤔 #SundayThoughts

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

If human hair were naturally white and grew darker with age, would older people be dyeing it white? 🤔

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

How do you take your Ozempic? I like to mix it into the ketchup I dip my fries in! 😋

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

I came, I saw palmetto, I conquered.

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

I've discovered that moving the "r" three spots to the right turns the word "schwersten" into "Schwestern," yet no matter which letter of "heaviest" I move anywhere, I never get "sisters." 🙄

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

My dry January is going very well, but I must confess that I do look forward to my first shower of 2024!

[Peter G @Cyberquill]

The only G-rated pink things I like are pink grapefruits.