Si the Cyberzombie

Just your average everyday good guy, with claws.

[Si the Cyberzombie @CyberzombieSi]

So, apparently the majority of Omega and Alpha are dead? NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE!
THE DAY OF THE CYBER-ZOMBIES HAVE COME!

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...Daisy, Daisy, give me your liver too,
I'm half crazy oh for the taste of you...
*<*error: non programmed REM cycle brain function*>*

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Day...?: I have indicated my displeasure with missing Paddy's day by tearing the throat out of Dr. Rage today. Cathartic! I feel at peace.

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Day 6:... SONS OF BITCHES! They switched me off! I missed Paddy's day! These white coated bastards are going to pay dearly for this.

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@imhotepthepike @Lumina_Alpha indeed

[Si the Cyberzombie @CyberzombieSi]

@Lumina_Alpha she plays coy

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@Lumina_Alpha I'm sure you're warming it up just by being there

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Day 5: Dr. Wuss has been primed with his weakness for doe eyed walking murder tumours (who knew). Now to prep Dr. Rage... hmm ideas people?

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As he has started questioning the morality of keeping me in this state of perpetual agony and suffering. I'm just so lonely and helpless 😜

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Day 4: with Dr. Twitch simmering nicely I've started giving puppy dog eyes to the newly titled Dr. Wuss due to his humanitarian leanings...

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Day 3: the scientist I keep winking at, I call him Dr. Twitch, has started arguing with the others and giggling. 1 down, 6 to go.

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@I_Know_Da_Truth for... what?

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Woke up to an unholy screaming sound. Took a few seconds before I realised it was me. Oh the joys of being an unholy experiment. #cyberlife

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Day 2: They think I'm deactivated but I'm nooooot. I've picked one of the prick scientists and when nobody else is looking I wink at him. 😁

[Si the Cyberzombie @CyberzombieSi]

All this talk of who would play who in the movie? I'd go with either Sir Kenneth Brannagh or Kevin Nash

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@Chop_Shop_Girl and another thing. Can a ZOMBIE make a perfect crepe suz... it does? Damn my subconscious insecurities! Existential question

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@Chop_Shop_Girl madam. I regret being referred to as a zombie. It's so blatant stereotype. Can a zombie tweet, I ask you?

[Si the Cyberzombie @CyberzombieSi]

There is screaming, and body parts, and blood. Apparently while they're upgrading you is not the time to grin and give a claws thumbs up!

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@Chop_Shop_Girl excuse me madam! I may look like a horrifying blend of metal and corrupted flesh with claws and tusks but I have feelings

[Si the Cyberzombie @CyberzombieSi]

My grotesque shoulder tumours itch. Damn these restraints and the deactivated mechanical joints. Won't even let a brother scratch.