Cyborg Roy Halladay

I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

[Cyborg Roy Halladay @CyborgHalladay]

Anniversary of assembly today. Unknown emotion: 01100011011011110110111001110100011001010110111001110100

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@zoowithroy Begin: Select phrase. Operation complete. Initiate vocalization process: "Congratulations."

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Translation program unable to comprehend human "0101001101101111001000000110001101110101011101000111010001100101011100100110010101100100"

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Commence analysis of other alleged cyborg Major League baseball players. Result: Possess substandard ability to decimate opponents.

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@zoowithroy Begin run program "Frustration."

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@ChoochsIceCream Installation of taste sensors: pending. Eating flavorful dishes such as this "ice cream" would prove futile.

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End program "Pitching."

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Analysis of human teammate "Valdez", nickname "Exxon" reveals stunning lack of fielding ability. Recommended course of action: terminate.

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@meechone Commence event recall. Process complete. Commence analysis of motivation log. Results: "Provide false hope."

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Deploy: long-range audio sensors. Commence auditory analysis of human color commentator "Matthews", alias "Sarge." Result: "Nonsensical."

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Status report on action of human "Stewart": failure. Commence evaluation of human decision. Result: "Moronic."

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Initiate, lower body scan of human teammate "Ruiz." Apparel with hearts detected, unnatural arousal due to proximate ice cream.

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Initiate, program "At Bat."

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@Its_Beeker Engage translation. Results: inconclusive.

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Status report on attack of human "Helton" lower torso: success.

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Begin: Select phrase to congratulate human teammate "Ruiz". Operation complete. Initiate vocalization process: "Ice cream is on me."

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@zoowithroy Binary code imposes unnecessary limits. Upgrade complete.

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Damage report: minimal. Accuracy report for human "Ibanez": Update required.

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[Cyborg Roy Halladay @CyborgHalladay]

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