Justin Melillo

Righteous crabapple. Octopus royalty. Award winning sandwich artist. Ten ⭐️’s. Married to @laitbronze

[Justin Melillo @Cybren]

So I got my W-2s and...

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@sickheartedd @Atsuuu_ki You should grow up and play a 40 card format

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@nise_yoshimi She can’t be honest about her own feelings 😔

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@ISASaxonists I mean it’s not soap at all, right, it’s detergent

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@metr0politics I think the thing I don’t get is, what does their argument have to do with the actual original claim, which is that the US l—as a prospective tourist destination or physical geographic location—has no history.

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@mctrees02 @MBStadium @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Generally those fountains also have seltzer and water dispensers.

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@hecubian_devil I don’t actually think public sentiment is that strong a determiner here; simple fact is the NYPD would literally kill him.

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@augustczhz @GeneralLua @RozettaArt From time to time you hear about this exact story where the parent DOES react badly

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@usedacidtab @LadyEphemeral @Aerodronee The more obvious conclusion is very few people working there work full time, and it’s just one of many gigs they pick up between online content, dancing, modeling, or other jobs

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Art brut anatomicznie martwy szczur z pizzy

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@Silily_Agent @y_molodtsov @aelita1917 Rome had ceased to be the capital of the western empire a century before that

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Cat parents will hear a very specific “mrrrp” and instantly translate it into full instructions like “Oh, okay, you want the heating pad on, understood.”

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@suchnerve https://t.co/fAjb9mi45x

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@suchnerve Yeah it appears that the retracted study accidentally counted couples that stopped responding as divorces, so the actual rate is about 20%, which is still disturbingly high but not quite as catastrophic

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@4Wvz7gq0CE5G6xV @BrainDamageReal Okay so then you lied in your previous tweet

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@Aliceinwunderl3 @soldierpaypig The hint would probably be in the guy’s username more than the shape

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@4Wvz7gq0CE5G6xV @BrainDamageReal But they’re not saying “level 0” is flanderized. They’re saying the concept as a whole is.

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@4Wvz7gq0CE5G6xV @BrainDamageReal Much like how every subsequent Flanders appearance has him do new insane things loosely justified by him having been Christian in the early episodes, yeah

[Justin Melillo @Cybren]

@4Wvz7gq0CE5G6xV @BrainDamageReal Like, as Flanders got Flanderized, they did ultimately add more specific trivia about his interests and background

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@4Wvz7gq0CE5G6xV @BrainDamageReal But the five billion different things are based on hyperbolic escalation of the core premise in a way that undermines its functional utility