Taylor

you can’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@JoeBiden But you weren’t president 10 years ago…am I the only one that’s confused here?

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@JDVanceNewsX The achievement that he didn’t physically die while in office?

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@charliekirk11 I don’t know if you watched the same thing I did, but it sounded pretty clear that she didn’t say she was against Trump deporting illegal immigrants, just that she thought the resources could be allocated in a more effective manner.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@HappyPunch I got Tyson with a KO, but whatever happens Paul just needs to shut the fuck up and go away.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@LeadingReport I love how assumptive it is that congress will blindly end it…not going to happen.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@iamnot_elon Can all chat bubbles still be blue/grey?

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@LeadingReport Technically they already are. Since they need to provide a SSN and can’t legally do so…but somehow they still do. Spoken from first hand experience.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@JoeBiden 50k tuning in and all I see is the photo - nothing live. Am I missing something? Or is he still napping and actually hasn’t start the presser?

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@IrishPatri0t Can we get @MittRomney and @algore to appoint themselves as candidates, please? @realDonaldTrump can come too, for all I care, but we need more realistic candidates to help save us.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@WCCO Unacceptable.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@espn What a fucking baby.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

Steve Bartman feeling pretty good right about now…

[3rd and 30s @3rdand30s]

@BarstoolBigCat I cannot wait for this 30 for 30 someday

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@BarstoolBigCat Yep. No chance it was going in…strong left.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@SmartAssRunner Thank you! I’m making garlic pork tenderloin, cheddar potato croquettes, green beans almondine, pumpkin pie and of course the ever-fancy canned cranberry sauce.

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@SmartAssRunner Hello! It’s been a long looooong time since I’ve had a worthwhile tweet. Longer still since I’ve said good day to you. I hope you are well :)

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

Just posted a photo @ Saint Paul, Minnesota https://t.co/9zHdY5XWy7

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@velonews But wait, I thought Lance was the only one who “doped”?

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

Just posted a photo @ Battle Creek Regional Park https://t.co/0GStxQkCJx

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

@ACTBrigitte so many in the background look dead inside...

[Taylor @Cycling_TaylorB]

For those of you that don’t know, I make really awesome chocolate chip cookies. Sometimes with mini M&Ms. Now 10x that with a roasted marshmallow. I give you more deliciousness. #summer #chocolatechipcookies https://t.co/YsGm850wKK