cyclone breitmayer

I've got a brand new putter you don't even know about. It's awesome. And sometimes I leave the seat up on purpose! *soft chuckle*

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

I Turned Up The Brightness At The End Of The Blair Witch Project And This Is What I Found

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny @TheKOQ I don't know, look how happy The Deac is

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny dude his name is winslow

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Your shrine honors me. My heart is filled with love and garbage.Tomorrow, as you may know, is my name day. Do something that makes you feel good. Above all be kind to each other. Pick up trash, recycle, and be aware of plastics in the ocean. https://t.co/UER6uZY886

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@kn0ck_0n_WOOD Magnheimer pulled me aside to say he “wouldn’t fail me” as long as I tried in AP Physics. I never tried and he still didn’t fail me.

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@kn0ck_0n_WOOD Yeah. And for AP Chem, Mr. Cummings gave me 100 for the 4th quarter even though we had 0 grades.

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@Twitter

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

hey its me, the guy from westworld

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

OOGLY BOOGLY DABOOGLY fake PRESS & MEDIA!

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

Could Satan have been the ORIGINAL THOT?

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

wanna make a cvs cashier laugh? when your receipt prints out, just ask “how many trees did you kill for this??” they’ll love it!!

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

Once we are 100 thousand Million Billions we will create the United Thot Patrol.

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny @IGN oh look, here’s one that ESCAPED YOUR CLUTCHES

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

excuse me @IGN can you explain to me why you called tiny toon adventures: plucky’s big adventure “worse than any other tiny toon game”?

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny @IGN i can’t believe you

that’s the last time i let somebody borrow bob the builder

i am writing to the nsa as i speak

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny @IGN do you seriously have dragon tails please give it back i’ve spent the last week emptying out my closet looking for that

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny @IGN so you ADMIT that you know how the game works because you stole it from me?

[cyclone breitmayer @CycloneBright]

@NickSenny this isn’t google