I don’t even know who to follow anymore. I’m so consumed in my own day to day shit in my non-digital world. I miss the days of sending off a simple tweet without having to design a “ducking” digital campaign just to fart. #FridayVibes#FolloMe#followfriday#thegrumpymillennial
Why do #gays try to #shame each other on #gayhookup apps? There’s safe ways to have #bareback#sex and NOT just have a one night stand. Try #frotting or a #batebuddy instead until you establish a regular #FWB that stays a faithful 3rd to a monogamous couple, duh!!!
Interesting enough, here I am sitting at home in front of my TV ordering stuff on a Tuesday, back on @Twitter wow I guess my life didn’t change much afterall. You’d think I’d have more material to record. A lot’s changed…#LGBTQ#LGBTQIAofTwitter#AmazonPrimeDay
Dear @AppleSupport why does auto correct suck so much? (Not in a good way, either) I’ve lost a couple of boners while #sexting on my @scruffapp and got blocked for it autocorrecting to, “I wanna duck!” #WAP pahlease! It’s currently dry season. TIA, The #Young and The #Flaccid.
Some people be #BROKE AF, but posting like they the #KingOfTheWorld#narcissisticabuse can come from almost anyone. If it starts early in a relationship; it’s okay to kick them out and never look back. Beware they will try to bait you when they need “Your Help”.
Podcast Question: What’s your #opinion on #posers that claim they’re #musicians, but don’t actually know an instrument or music equipment? Like, they woke up one day and thought, “I’m gonna become a ‘#musician’.” It’s bizarre to me how #thirsty some people can be.
👁 CIMP 👖
Wow! It’s been a journey. I have so much to discuss that’s happened in the past year and a half. Poly relationships to learning we have dillweeds working in the beauty industry. I moved my recording studio and finally recording my next episode. #sorry for the delay!!
@GavinNewsom IM A DEM, Just wondering if you’ll be getting all of us a complimentary dinner to French Laundry. It’s only fair since you seem to have a knack for the place. Why are you on social media like TRUMP and NOT getting the vaccines out fast enough to reopen? DO WHAT WE PAY YOU TO DO.
and he played golf... while the rest of the nation went hungry through the cold Noel. Not even Scrooge was that evil and by now the grinch had an enlarged heart. Just in, everyone!! Trump loves the smell his own ¡Pusey! farts. #DumpTrump#TheDarkHolidaysOf2020@JimmyKimmelLive
@AirBrothers @JayLionel7 @realDonaldTrump Trump didn’t do shit. He played golf. SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH THE VACCINE. Once again, TRUMP DID NOTHING, while his country and its people continue to starve and lose their homes. he does absolutely, NOTHING. The scientists are and the maskhole is riding on their coattails.
@idinahuyy How could you even tweet that? Biden actually attends church within his community and Trump doesn’t even know how to hold a Bible right side up nor does he even know actual prayers. Religion ended the day an atheist was elected into office 4 years ago. Nice try, but no burrito.
@drsanjaygupta Thank you so much, Doctor, for being honest and leading the pack. You’ve been a blessing. You rocking your longer hair shows your commitment and doesn’t go unnoticed.
It looks awesome on you. 🤗
LOL YAS!!! I’m going to use his methods of believing conspiracy and say you are RIGHT!! He’s shaking in his boots and sooo faking being sick. #boywhocriedwolf#BidenHarris2020
@realDonaldTrump Well, well, well. Isn’t this convenient? Thirteen days till your next debate. Quarantine is 14 days. Seems like @realDonaldTrump is attempting an easy way out of second debate.
Who agrees?
#TrumpIsFakingCovid