Cyd Burton

...but if you leave now, Colonel Mustard just gets away with it.

[Victoria Guida @vtg2]

I’m beginning to think “hindsight is 2020” was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.

[Elise Bauman @baumanelise]

I am on Coronacation.

[Cyd Burton @Cyd_burton]

@janahaaa @ohitsphoebe Come live with me!!

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Sea Of Plastic’ Discovered In The Caribbean Stretches Miles And Is Choking Wildlife

THIS IS NOT OK! THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Retweet!

[z @ziyanahhhhh]

being in your 20s is the most nerve wracking shit ever. every decision you make feels like it has the power to eff your life up and fundamentally affect your future. aaand you’re running out an imaginary stop watch. I need a 3-5 year break pls

[Cyd Burton @Cyd_burton]

@davina_alice I wanna be you when I grow up 🤭

[CNN @CNN]

Half of the world's killer whales could be wiped out before the end of the century -- and it's because of pollution from chemicals banned more than 40 years ago https://t.co/G8TYThrKLG

[Bebe Rexha @BebeRexha]

They say there is a lot of fish in the sea. But you know else there is a lot of? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Much of the marine ecosystem along the reef’s north coast has become barren and skeletal with little hope of recovery https://t.co/Oh8D3tMy7G

[Zoie palmer @ZoiePalmer]

Hey @therealroseanne whoopsie daisies hey, that was outloud and on you know, world wide interweb. For the record the difference between funny and racist is that one is funny and the other is well, racist.

[Palesa Dlamini @PalesaDlamini_0]

Tomorrow is still May????This month has been as long as January.

[Vaughn Wallace @vaughnwallace]

Our latest @NatGeo cover is one for the ages

#PlanetorPlastic

[Camden Scott @cammiescott]

He’s gonna lose his wife to a lesbian https://t.co/Z9JTWzyTBZ

[Nando's @NandosUK]

u ok hun? https://t.co/yCHOB3jl6N

[jane @janelawrie_]

*several good things happen*
Me waiting for something to go wrong:

[Cyd Burton @Cyd_burton]

Anybody else get into bed and go shit I agreed to go to gym tomorrow and spend like 30 years going to bed?

[Shannon Beveridge @nowthisisliving]

1. Women are amazing. 2. I'm so proud to be a woman.

[GABBY @gabbyschey]

Another day, another “I didn’t get enough done today” vibe

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

Going out drinking tonight because it's Friday and I earned it.

*closes Twitter so none of you can correct me*