Evan

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)

[Evan @CylonWolf]

More of this energy please

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@Dolby @AMCTheatres can you come do some proper maintenance on the Dolby theater in Newport KY? Wicked was super dark and not the color rich experience expected from Dolby Cinema; same experience for The Running Man.

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@Bojangles You're in Brooklyn and still not in Cincinnati?!

[Evan @CylonWolf]

Yeet this asshole and all of his ilk directly into the sun

[J. Chase Davis @jchasedavis]

When meeting another man, you need to be assuming he is happily married to a wife and they have multiple kids. For example:

"How long have you and your wife been married?"
"How many kids do y'all have?"
"How's homeschool going for y'all or do you send them a Christian school?"

[Evan @CylonWolf]

New @BraxtonBrewCo Garage Beer ad just dropped

[K @kylenh13]

@PHLEaglesNation Lawsuit gonna be worth every penny

[Evan @CylonWolf]

Officially in snake oil salesman territory.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Your Automobile Insurance is up 73% — VOTE FOR TRUMP, I’LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF!

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@joeydoster Hmu

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@NASCAR_Xfinity @TheCW But will @DIRECTV have @TheCW in HD nationwide by then? Can't imagine watching these races in low def in 2025.

[Evan @CylonWolf]

Surprise guest Pierre Delecto confirmed.

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Contrary to fake news posts, I am not the surprise guest at the DNC tonight. My guess is that it will be Beyoncé or Taylor Swift. So disappointing, I know!

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@NASCARonNBC Three words:
Olympic
Auto
Racing

Make it Happen

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@PackMensBball Thank you for one incredibly awesome ride, and making us all excited for @PackMensBball again.

[Evan @CylonWolf]

We still went to a fucking Final Four and they can't take that away from us damnit. #GoPack #WPN

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@PackWomensBball @PackAthletics @accwbb @MarchMadnessWBB Thank you for a helluva ride

[Steven 🇵🇸 @akulawolf]

I'll tell you what I'd do. Two Final Fours at the same time, man.

[Evan @CylonWolf]

BEST.
EASTER.
EVER.
#FinalFourBound @PackWomensBball @PackMensBball

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@joeydoster @ThatKevinSmith Should schedule this game against Vancouver in the future for this line alone.

[Evan @CylonWolf]

@joeydoster I started reading this tweet and thought "damn this sounds like some shit @joeydoster would say" and then I noticed who posted it and what do you know Happy Festivus everyone!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

And this is why the Zac Snyder Superman sucks.