Nobody I ever dated could ever call me a “crazy ex”. Once it’s fuck me, it’s fuck you. You won’t ever have to worry bout me doing the most bout you ever again!
I want a man whos rich and tall and strong and funny and interested and spontaneous and charismatic and thoughtful and caring and has big muscles and he wants NO OTHER GIRLS and NEVER cheats and only wants ME because I am pretty and no other girls are pretty and if he wants other pretty girls hes a bad person because loyalty is important i learnt that after having sex with 11 men and also i want a pizza with the same calroies as water that tastes amazing okayyyy?