Courtney Painter

If I'm not the prettiest girl in the room, I leave because it seems like a stupid, boring room anyway.

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

Oooooo! Aaaaahhh! Come see us on Thursday with The Prince and Friday with Maryland's Sketchup!! https://t.co/Ct37RfYrrA

[Philly Sketchfest @PHLSketchfest]

TONIGHT at 10:00pm Jourtney & Colie with @Jolsauce & @CynaminQuale + NEW Milk & Cookies Show https://t.co/JDwEGeHzsp

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

My dad watches historical documentaries the same way he watches Jeopardy. Yelling the answers at the dumb idiot narrator who talks too slow.

[Philly Sketchfest @PHLSketchfest]

Excited to announce that submissions for the 2016 Philly Sketchfest are now open! https://t.co/fylSZEL4xs

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

DO IT! https://t.co/BYI3kqZ9hL

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

I could live on cough medicine for the rest of my life.

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

Hi. Please enjoy.
https://t.co/FTEPrzU6JY

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

Edward: Did you know you can't find a wanderer a wanderer has to find you?
My brain: suddenly everything makes sense.

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

I mostly pay attention to the news to come up with excuses for why I can't do something, or why I'll most likely be late.

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

If I could have any super power I would choose to be oblivious to everything. What a life I would lead! 😍😍😍😍

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

3 different streetlights turned off when I drove under them tonight. What does that mean?

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

Today I realized I'm a living, breathing broken record.

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

We got asked a whole bunch, so the t-shirt is back for ONE WEEK! Get it, get it, get ittttt! https://t.co/nRXdVIUmEv

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

The holidays are upon us. Enjoy one of our fave holiday tunez! https://t.co/UcwK6xiLWK

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

We're live streaming now!! https://t.co/AH83q4b7nr

We're also hungry. #bringisfood #JemCanFishIt

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

From us to you!

[Barbara Bush @Barbara__Bush]

Look at our Director being all geeky and squirrelly! Look!! 😍 https://t.co/TtbIUVMad5

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

@MrJimmyWyatt you da https://t.co/VOf7u8s59p! Thanks for coming out!

[Courtney Painter @CynaminQuale]

Rush Theta Pi! We had some mysterious deaths but we're better than ever now! #StayDeadLiveTweet