GP Cynic

2014 #gptweetwar Champion

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

Proud Champion of the 2014 #gptweetwar good game @ShitGPkidssay stay classy GP.

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

Last One #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

Taprock is so beautiful at night with the lights on. Right on the river in between the bridges. But I can get a burger at McD's. #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

@ShitGPkidssay if you can tweet about Medford I can tweet about CJ

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

#gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

I'm losing, and getting jealous like Applebee's is jealous of Sherries for getting all the post-school dance buisness. #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

When I tell people I live in Oregon and they just assume I live in Portland. #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

Everyone wants to get out of GP now, but it is a great place to retire. I can't wait to be old and sit by the river all day. #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

The life story of most GP graduates. #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

If you know anything about the homeless people of Eugene, then you know the homeless people of GP look like angels compared to them. #Gpwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

I just saw a girl fastening her bra strap and a guy fixing his pants as they got out of the Zipper at fair... What.... #gptweetwar

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

@ShitGPkidssay well the kettle is going to burn in hell tomorrow

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

@ShitGPkidssay your followers are at same place the caveman statue is. Passed around town like a two-bit whore. #gpcynicforthewin

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

Tweet war with @ShitGPkidssay Thursday night from 7-11 P.M one tweet every 30 minutes. Winner gets the most favorites. #gptweetwar

[Shit GP Kids Say @ShitGPkidssay]

Prepping for the #gptweetwar against @CynicGp

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

I challenge @ShitGPkidssay to a tweet battle. Sometime this week. One tweet an hour for 8 hours. Whoever gets the most favorites wins.

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

I get so proud when I see people lined up for Dutch Bros in places hundreds of miles from Grants Pass.

[Haleigh @haleigh_sophia]

@CynicGp or panda express 😔

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

I'm still confused as to why we have 4 Subways, 4 McDonalds and not a single Chipotle.

[GP Cynic @CynicGp]

Chances of seeing people at the Illinois River From Medford- 22 %
From GP - 61%
Someone Drunk - 100%