Alfred Bitchcock

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[Alfred Bitchcock @CynicalDonut]

As much as I hate it imma probably dip outta here soon. It’s been insanely real, but I’m going to blu*sky. Would love to be mutuals again 🫶

@ cunningconundrum on there, SpongeBob prof pic for continuity

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@patch_the_line God I hope they do 😭 thank you 🩷

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Having a Bad mental health day.

I somehow feel both under appreciated and like I’m failing at everything all at once. I’m not doing enough, but also I’m stretched so thin I have no more to give to anyone or anything. I’m so, soul-crushingly tired.

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@vigilante_wine Thank you homie 🩷 my mood got better once I started to focus on work but I was spiraling this morning lol

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@patch_the_line Yes?

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@patch_the_line This is 100% my life rn. Major fucking solidarity dude it’s so draining

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@tru_fru Just a sweet old man sniffin flowers 🩷

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@katya_zamo Sending you all of my love mama 🩷

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

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I KNOWWWW they did not just do what it looks like they just did!!
(This tweet is about Fallout)(the show)

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@tru_fru Yo I literally just ran out can I cop another bag or 20? 🥺👉👈 puppy is a paid actor btw

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So all the autism is stored in my dumpy…?

[New York Post @nypost]

How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD https://t.co/y16C9Kevbg

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“Just be yourself” is such dangerous advice to an autistic person tbh. I think I often “myself” too close to the sun.
Honestly running theme. I can never seem to find the line for anything in life

(I am up past my Bedtime)

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Unfortunately if there is an opportunity to throw ass, I’m gonna be throwing ass. It calls to me like a siren song idk. I’m 31 but these knees are only like 26

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Weirdly emotional for some reason. Crying at the Macys parade because everyone looks like they’re having a good time (???) what is going on

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Deadass I just typed “much better” and my phone autocorrected to “munch beaver” (????)

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@iamcardib Cardi you’re doing amazing!! Postpartum is no joke, you’re killing it 🩷🩷🩷

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@patch_the_line Yes yes yes!!!!

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@patch_the_line This pic is soooo fucking striking bro you’re beautiful

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Nothing but I Am the Drama on repeat since Friday. Don’t even own a CD player but you bet your ass I got my lil signed copy 😌🖤 @iamcardib ily mother

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I wake up to a new cardi b album tomorrow 🥹 blessings abound