Koala Kid

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Messing around with script able objects in Unity

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@mobyrichard34 Probably to divert everyone's attention that blizzard is any evil baby eating corporation.

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"Who got MVP? Sorry I was getting high fives."

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Ollivander was kind of a dick for suggesting Voldemort's twin wand to Harry.

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@MBCampanella Instead of thinking of getting older I sometimes I think its another day to be remembered for.

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@DrewHayesNovels promise me if Super Powereds ever becomes a TV show/movie. At the climax of year 3 Nick will have Sunglasses at Night playing in the background.

[AlpacaPatrol @AlpacaPatrol]

What's funny is the media is definitely gonna refer to this exclusively as a "protest" when they spent months calling unarmed activists holding signs and singing songs "rioters."

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I'm here to say that τ is better system than 2π.

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@DustHansen Oh no I just got it! I have faith in CD Projeck Red though.

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Hey you know you miss all the shit you don't take.

[Tanner Hans Andwich @tannerhnsn881]

For this month, I'm posting drawing tutorials for Thinktober. I did not come up with anything that I'm sharing, I learned a lot from artists like Modern day James, Peter Han, and Scott Robertson, among many others. Critiques on how I can improve are welcome!

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@jordmakin The video games also count as a tax write off

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Moderator: "Will you condemn white supremacist right now?"
Trump: "Ya okay, I'd like to give a shoutout to the proud boys."

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So you are telling me that literally anyone can put a microwave transformer in their backpack with a car battery too and roast me alive?

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I'm getting so good at puns that my wrestler name outta be Dad Choke.

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Can your tongue feel stickiness like your hands can? If I dry my tongue, and I lick something sticky, will it feel sticky on my tongue?

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Me: I've got a doozy for ya. I really don't understand this
My Math Teacher: Alright, which problem is it?
Me: No, it's me. I am the doozy.

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"All these violent video games are corrupting our children! The Xbox needs to babysit my latchkey kid"

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@tyfaircloth He cute