Evil Homer

There's a huge difference between telling the truth with cynicism and "spreading hate"

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@Marcbuffbagwell Which one is the odd one out? Could it be the talentless guy who ended up only performing for WWE once and never again, but spent the rest of his life bitching about it?

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@Marcbuffbagwell @NotTheOtherOne Wow. You of all people are the last person that can call yourself "grown folks". You've never acted like an adult in your entire life.

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@FloridaDem2 @deancain @cordenthusiast @seanmdav There are tens of thousands of people who care about what @deancain says. Your argument is invalid. I think it's time for you to crawl back into your cage and swoon over a little golden ring, you Gollum looking mofo.

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@IngrahamAngle More like "Nancy Pelosi Needs a Psych Evaluation"

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@alispagnola I mean, that's impressive. What's more impressive is that you found a phone book in 2021.

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@seanhannity Got some spelling errors there, Sean. Let me fix that for you:
BREAKING NOW: Kamala Harris Appoints Kamala Harris to Lead Administration's Effort to Cover Up the Crisis at the US Border.

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@LLaws2 @atdavidhoffman Everything in your tweet is completely incorrect. Also, weapons are already registered. That's why they have serial numbers.

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@atdavidhoffman Your salary, please, fuckwit.

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@atdavidhoffman Oh, you mean like that BS "7 mass shootings in 7 days" thing, where 4 of the shooters were black and one was Middle Eastern? Not to mention the fact you use gang shooting statistics when stating the number of mass shootings in the US. You're pathetic.

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@DonutOperator BREAKING NEWS: He's getting too old for this shit

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@dpanabaker @NAACP_LDF Will this be another "peaceful protest"? I feel like smashing other people's things and getting a new TV.

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Isn't it a weird coincidence that none of these dumbshit "sovereign citizens" are found to not have valid driver's licenses?

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Richard Levine is a nutcase who doesn't care about the well being of children, only cares about his own ridiculous agenda.

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@SpeakerPelosi is the epitome of corruption. H.R.1 bill must be stopped. H.R.1 is only to ensure Democrats can further rig elections with fake votes.

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De'Jon Hall is a drooling moron. And he has a ridiculous name from idiot parents who clearly like mustard.

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I'm sure she'll circle back to that at another time.

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

Bold Agenda? https://t.co/uDgPc1X3MA

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No, it is Shakespeare. It's Macbeth. I always laugh when self-believing "educated" liberals try to think they're intelligent.

[Andrea Mitchell @mitchellreports]

.@SenTedCruz says #ImpeachmentTrial is like Shakespeare full of sound and fury signifying nothing. No, that’s Faulkner

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Dear Americans,
There is no such fraction as "a fourth". It's called a quarter. You guys should know. It's part of your currency. (But due to American school system, you may not know that 25 cents is one quarter of a dollar).

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@NanaVisitor It's a York Hawk.

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@kenradio Staff has steel core. Steel rod in sleeve slips into top of staff. harness or other contraption connected to steel rod.