Struggling in group settings. Streamers get my jokes but their audiences DO NOT understand my sense of humor. If I’m not making jokes I sadly don’t have shit to say but then I feel bad seeing feedback where people think I’m wack. Gotta workshop that… but I do feel ✨shitty✨
So I had a scrumchous homemade brownie sitting on my dining table waiting for me after I heated it up for a bit. When I came back to get it with my choco milk, excitement and all, I see... this ant... sucking on it. Others start approaching after he calls for them. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't fathom it... the Absolute Sheer Audacity this ant had... to come and break into my household, my safe space, my home... and start sucking on my delicious brownie. MY Brownie. A crime that I knew exactly how to deal with. I started approaching the ants that were called by him... and I started FLICKING them. One by one... they started to fly away at mac speed. I can just imagine the fear I instilled in every other comrade... watching their brothers disappear in the blink of an eye. Afterward, I took the ant that started it all and gave him the punishment he deserved. If he wanted to suck my brownie so bad... I'll give him more. I took my plate with the brownie with him still on it, and I put them in my fridge. I gave him all he wanted. All the food he could ever want. But little did he know... that would be his last night alive. I turned the temperature down enough for him to realize that his last moments were not only paradise... but a hypothermic hell... created by his own bravery to touch my belongings. The thought of the fridge being completely sealed and slowly dropping in temperature gave me quite the ecstasy. This will be a reminder to their colony to never break into a man's house and touch their brownies again.
De hell we doin trying to drag another human. All this is yesmen from both sides. Only that one community is bigger than the other. No agreements, just one trying to top the other out of some weird resentment. If you make a mistake, just be better moving forward. Ross will do that and be better anyway if he's a human who learns from his mistakes, so at the end of the day, none of this will matter.