Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼

Trying to function with chronic illness and a chronic obsession with animals

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

My dog has resting unimpressed face

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

We can create AI but we can't create a container for baby wipes that let's you get only one at a time

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

I just saw someone put creamer in only water and I...?

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

To my neighbors who were setting off fireworks on July 5th, a work night, F.U.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Use AI or get left behind.”

I don’t think you understand how desperately I yearn to be left behind. Go on without me. Leave me alone with my critical thinking skills.

[TVP @Theveripost]

Woman in Mexico creates plastic from cactus that biodegrades in a month and is safe to ingest.

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

Is June 13th and auspicious day or something? I have been invited to 3 parties!

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

My work friend and I were chatting about how incompetent her bf is when it comes to regular adult necessities and the next thing I know, three women have joined us and we spend our whole lunch sharing stories 😂

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Imagine beeing a bee tryna pollinate and theres just a guy in ur workplace

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Big fan of when they do this.

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

Can someone explain to me why I keep having Uber drivers accept and then cancel once they're a couple minutes away? And no, it's not all from the same location.

[Cynthia 🤦🏻‍♀️🐶👨🏻‍🦼 @CynthiaW27]

I love DC cause you've really gotta use the left lane to turn right.

[love drops @lovedropx]

BILF (book I'd like to finish)

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love spring in the city I love putting away my Big Coat then pulling it back out then putting it away then pulling it back out then putting it away then