Mad Scientist 🇬🇧🇲🇼

One thing only I know: And that is that I know nothing, except God is real.

[Mad Scientist 🇬🇧🇲🇼 @Cypha44]

Degrees and networking are great but there's just something unmatched about the favor of God.

[Hazel Mak 🇲🇼🇿🇼🇬🇧🇨🇮 @hazelmakmusic]

Franchise the name and have Soirée in different countries for the Malawian Diaspora and coordinate with the Malawian embassies internationally. As a collective headline the event and work with local creatives. Cultural & Creative exchange…sometimes it’s just a sign to evolve.🤷🏾‍♀️

[KANABESA @TwaamboHamoomba]

In African homes they will tease you about everything. I remember my cousin wanted to commit suicide and drunk ka box ka Panado.
Luckily he was found passed out in his bedroom. The family now calls him ‘Ba Panado’😭💀

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

L’équipe !

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[Ineyo wamisala? @Mr_AC_Cool]

You are very limited with options to success in Malawi, but in whatever you do education should be a priority if you don't not come from a place of privilege, otherwise you will work hard twice as as much when you grow up without it.

[Mad Scientist 🇬🇧🇲🇼 @Cypha44]

I watched Messi win the World Cup and lived to tell the story. Arsenal winning the EPL? Just another test from the universe.
Went to the parade nevertheless… for research purposes only 💀 💀

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

“Even a poor man feels like a king when he marries the right woman.” — African proverb

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

There are two kinds of men. The first man is hired by someone for his skill. He works for years running that business, making money for his boss and earning his salary until he retires. The second man is also hired for his skill. He works for years running that business and learning it. Then he quits and opens his own because his skill was the business all along. Which man are you?

[Prince Stevens @princestevens1]

Ndakuuzani koma kusamva.

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[Mad Scientist 🇬🇧🇲🇼 @Cypha44]

Arsenal winning the EPL was painful, but we somehow stomached it. But the Champions League? Nooo, that’s where we draw the line. Ousmane Dembélé has a responsibility bigger than football this evening. Save the world brother 🙏🏼.

[Mad Scientist 🇬🇧🇲🇼 @Cypha44]

Telling people how much money you have is the quickest way to end up with less.

[Dr. DrinkWaterNotCum🔞 @legend_ispa]

Women lowkey tell us everyday that they're sex workers, but we don't listen.

[Joram Nyirongo @JoramMD]

Gents it’s Friday, let’s be stingy with our money!! If she wants expensive outings, dates & alcohol which she & her father cannot afford, ditch her. Go for a woman that is ready to come to your house & cook so you can save. Let simps pay for what others get for free. Not you!

[Joram Nyirongo @JoramMD]

Gents, this compromise is for women. Not you. As a man in your 30s you can choose to marry a young woman in her 20s with no kids, a virgin or with the smallest body count. You can date a younger woman and mould her into the woman you want!

[Michael Bhingu Jr @ChikafaJnr]

There's an abundance of beautiful women out there. Stop having a scarcity mentality, folks.

[Mad Scientist 🇬🇧🇲🇼 @Cypha44]

I know this may not apply to everyone but… amuna inu abale, pakapezeka mwayi wa school, imbani ndi mtima onse. In due season, it pushes you further faster in life.

[Phori @Mangwecha]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but eating fancy food at posh restaurants isn't soft life if you don't eat the same back home, it's borrowed life. You're just a social media orphan playing princess online!!!

[she_plugs @she_plugs]

Being Financially stable requires the selfishness to protect your money from the emergencies of other people.