Cypran

Product Designer • Building @Softbooq

[Cypran @Cypran]

You can’t be on Twitter if you don’t understand this humor 😂😂😂

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

5 official games played.

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22 goals scored.

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

Hello everyone….. The ambulance came to carry me this morning, and I’ve finally gotten to the hospital. I’m here now and they’ve asked me to deposit ₦600,000 before they can proceed with my treatment. I only have ₦250,000 with me, pls help me. 8146203234 moniepoint

[IamJP 🪖 @iamjuspat]

5 times Asake appeared in Nollywood movies before becoming famous😂🎬🔥

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

she left you on read for 5 minutes, lewandowski scored 4 goals in that same time

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

A first world citizen is complaining about a $60 dollar shirt from a global brand like Nike, but my fellow third world citizens of Nigeria (the poverty capital of the world) would tell you that you're not the target audience, when you complain about the over priced "street wear" local brands sell.

[Dr.Carter @DrCarter96]

Hey @Nike and @DICKS…

If you’re wondering why y’all’s quarterly earnings stunk and your stock is getting pummeled…

This might be one of the reasons…

I’m on a business trip and forgot to bring a simple workout T-shirt. I found a Dicks Sporting goods store close to me, walked in and headed for the Nike athletic wear section. I picked it up and looked on the price tag….

$60.

Sixty bucks!? For a simple. One color, polyester t-shirt.

Y’all….It’s a T-SHIRT.

A cheap, little polyester t-shirt that cost you around $5 for some 12 year old kid in Vietnam to make.

For context. I make a pretty good living. Money isn’t a huge concern for my wife and I.

I saw that price and asked the sales lady if it was a mistake. She said it wasn’t.

I walked out the door.

It’s a Nike T-shirt.

Not a Ralph Lauren Polo or some higher end brand.

Here’s the crazier part. I drove down the street to @Dillards and guess what the non discounted Ralph Lauren Polo T-shirt’s were? $55.

Maybe it’s just me.

But you’re NIKE.

There’s no way…I mean NO WAY, I’m buying a polyester t-shirt for $60.

[ree (〃^ー^〃) @yourfirstpage]

Lagi seleksi calon maganghub buat tim gua terus bos gua bilang gini, “pilih yang kampusnya paling nggak terkenal, pengalaman kosong, kasih kesempatan mereka buat dapat pengalaman kerja, saya nggak peduli IPKnya berapa aja” 🥹🥹

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Please marry someone you actually like talking to. Life is very long.

[๋ ๋࣭⭑mofrango ⚡︎ @brendinha_561]

*traduzido do chinês*

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi becomes new owner of La Liga 2 side CD Eldense. 🇪🇸

Messi buys 100% of the club’s currently established in La Liga 2 in Spain — follows the investment made in Catalunya side UD Cornellá.

🎥➕ https://t.co/TQeEVFTS51

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Researchers spent 500 hours and $70,000 and found LG TVs logging plain text transcripts in standby, mapping every device in the house, and feeding it to LG's ad arm

Unplug the internet and it saves the files until you plug back in.

LG says its TVs don't record ambient conversations.

The evidence begs to differ.

216 million of these are sitting in living rooms.

Where are the regulators?

Writer: Daniel

[🧸 @itsmeraamaa]

My friend borrowed my charger and said, I’ll bring it tomorrow.

That was 2025.

Every time I ask for it, she says, “Ah ah, you still remember that charger?😭

Yesterday I went to her house and saw my charger charging her own phone.

I quietly carried it and put it in my bag.

[Prince @P_r_iince]

I was on call in a private hospital when one of my nurses developed abdominal pains.
I ran around despite resistance from the hospital's admin to ensure she got an Ultrasound (they wanted her to pay first!).
Results showed Acute Appendicitis. This private hospital refused to book her in for urgent surgery until she made a deposit of 750K (Ps-She works here and her salary is less than 180K).
We mobilized her and sent her with another nurse to a government hospital. She went to 4 different government hospitals and 'No bed space' was all they said and turned them back (not even minding she was a nurse!).
I had to ask them to bring her back to the private hospital where she finally had the surgery after myself and 3 other nurses including the patient signed to have deductions from our salaries till the debt was paid.
She had a ruptured appendix when we finally went in which changed the surgery from a simple appendectomy to an Ex-Lap. 750k became 1.6M and we had to pay it for 5 months till it was completed. She is fine now but just putting this out here.

[ZAHEER! @_zhaheer]

i hope the next global trend is empathy & critical thinking.

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

Our captain has been nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or ✨🔟

[miles ★★★★☆ @ARCTCFUNKIES]

ik that editor was giggling 😭

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

Ettore Zuim has sadly passed away at the age of 66.

The voice of Fire Lord Ozai, Hercules, Numbuh 1, David Kawena and many more in Brazil.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Reduce the Lekkification of Nollywood and tell real stories in the Nigerian way that is very relatable.

[そあ @soaly_s]

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