Kitts Rockriver

I make vidjegames look cool for a living! also, podcast, but not for a living.

[SEGA @SEGA]

Celebrate the games that started it all! 💙

Sonic Origins is a brand new collection that brings you 4 fully remastered titles: Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic CD, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and Sonic 3 & Knuckles!

Sonic Origins arrives June 23rd, 2022!

[Kitts Rockriver @CyranoLeRapier]

@ParisAeroport Arrived three to four hours before my flight, still in security with a majority of passengers at Gates L 21-53.

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@Razer "Limited quantities" suuuuure

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@Razer Added the mask to my cart, ready to put in payment info, bam. 404. What an absolute garbage fire of a launch.

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@edannunziata I would happily take the whole lot.

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@habitburger Hey gang, wanna have a quick chat with your Chatsworth location about not including fried plastic in their onion rings?

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

No one belongs anywhere. This shit is pure chaotic nonsense and ascribing a “woman” a spot in a “kitchen” is like saying a panda belongs on a see saw. None of it is real. None of it matters. Burger King can go fuck himself along with the rest of you pre death losers

Eat Arby’s

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@harlotbreaker Honestly, it's worse when you DON'T have waist-length hair.

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@Freddibabyy

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@myBurbankNEWS You doin' okay there, bud?

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@CarolinePeachxx You are a fantastic, beautiful person and don't need it to be as such. You've got this.

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@CarolinePeachxx The pumpkin sunflowers are lovely! Good on you for taking care of yourself. ❤️

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@xboxahoy Today is the best day. Thank you, Stuart, for everything you do.

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@newhologram

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@DeAnna4Congress Holy shit you're almost literally the worst human being I've ever heard of. "More actual murderers, less people trying to help humanity?" Are you ACTUALLY Satan?

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In case anyone was wondering, Walmart sells $1088 Hazmat suits, and the most shining review on it.

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In all sincerity, Ed, you have been a driving force of a lot of my aesthetic growing up, and I cannot thank you enough. Between Ecco, Chakan, Warriors of the Eternal Sun -- all of these helped me grow an appreciation and love for gaming that has led me to my career. Thank you.

[Ed of Legend 🎮 @edannunziata]

Ecco the Dolphin Contest!
The official, legitimate, one of a kind Dolphin toy, Ecco’d by me (and signed) can be yours! Will probably be worth millions one day! Winner randomly selected of those who follow and RT this tweet. Winner selected 8/7/2020.
Good luck!

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Rep Ted Yoho is a fuckin bitch. Pass it on.

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@newhologram wait no, I meant synonym. Oh god why