Cyrus

Booking alternative & off-night programming for @TheImprov & @LevityLive. Zoroastrian. NBA free agent. UCLA graduated but I'll always be a Bruin.

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If you put soap on your hand before water when washing your hands I have to assume you do things for the wrong reasons

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@Astroworld_FC @succession @pinarrozkaya @hbomax This is the only acceptable response

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@LakersLead @Mind_of_RJ @AndrewPByrne

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@LegionHoops Ever heard of a little legend named Marcelo Huertas?

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@FantasyLabsNBA any news on Kawhi playing cc @Mind_of_RJ @Pay2k u suck in fantasy amazing guy in real life tho

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@RobinhoodApp

[SXSW @sxsw]

.@HollywoodImprov presents a lineup of favorites from the most recognizable comedy stage in the country including @donnellrawlings, @IamChrisPorter, @LaraBeitz, @peteleetweets, @TheJFHarris and @heylando at 8pm CT on Channel 4. #SXSW https://t.co/kZ8DuaDDAl

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Grateful to @sxsw for highlighting some of the best talent and comedy clubs in the country cc @HollywoodImprov

[SXSW @sxsw]

For #SXSW Online 2021, we invited some of the most lauded comedy venues from around the country to present live shows from their home stages. Check out the full lineup now! https://t.co/ZpsFQXX2rD

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@ThisisElyas @OGShortyySlim @yasjoon @OhMeGingras

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@ThisisElyas Don't forget the real story that the @LAClippers also blew a 3-1 lead despite leveraging the next decade of their future for this year and next.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Enough of this shit. I believe, as the founders of the nation believed, in the complete and utter irrelevance of prayer with regard to all matters of collective self-governance and jurisprudence. For a republic, public religion is corruption.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am voting early and in person.

What’s your voting plan?

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@gregorybrothers @AaveenM We're obsessed with your talent. @AaveenM you need to piano cover every Gregory Brothers classic

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@OlanRogers The greater the artist the greater the doubt. Not sure that will ever go away but I speak on behalf of the people when I say I can't wait to see all the amazing things you are going to continue to create throughout your career.

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@OhMeGingras This hits me in my soul, Megan.

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@LakerFilmRoom @nimapat @Mind_of_RJ check out our boy Pete with the blue lets go baby

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@BENBALLER Does this change how you feel about @JaviersCantina? I ate there that weekend and only heard about this thru you. I've emailed them numerous times with radio silence. Disappointed an establishment I've loyally eaten at for over a decade cares so little about their customers

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@azizansari somehow you joked this into reality?!

[New York Post @nypost]

Ohio Little Caesars delivers pizza with pepperoni swastika https://t.co/KMWfZDXFfH