Cy Crosley

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Just washed 32 Dutch t-shirts and 7 Dutch sweatshirts. All Rachel's. She's barely worked there 6 months. #how

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

No power of Hell, no scheme of man
can ever pluck my from His hand

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

"The face swap is on the snap shat."
- mom

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Just realized my last name is an anagram for "Cy loser" 😭

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Hello, my name is Cyrus and I like to drink wine, read German operas, and go to bed at 8:45.

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Same. Thanks @MollyPukstas for showing me how my brain works

[Christie Hardy @thechristielynn]

@Cyruscrosley knows what I'm talking bout. 🍫☕️💸

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Just received a package of presents all the way from Germany. Christmas never ends! Thank you, @OlisTweets!!

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

When I'm awkward in public, I pretend to be on the phone talking to myself about whatever comes to mind. Today we talked about fried chicken

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Luna is laying on my butt and I can't sleep. #pointlessmidnighttweets

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Just found out my wife is a Belieber. She knows every word to every song. Now the secrets come out.

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is producing a Drum Corps documentary next season. So confused, yet so happy. 🎺🎼🏳

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

Someone please make me stop

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

@PEEKabizzle that guy from the bachelor or something. I obviously knew nothing about him but was still star struck. Haha all the girls were😱

[Cy Crosley @Cyruscrosley]

I shouldn't be allowed to work when celebrities come through Dutch. I'm way too embarrassing. 😐

[Rustymarble👅 @Rustymarble]

@TheBloggess I kept saying Merry Christmas to the Trick or Treaters last night. Now we have to move again.