Cyrus

Came here to scream into the void. Day job as a VC

[Max Fras @maxfras]

Russian man fearing mobilisation goes to fortune-teller

Fortune-teller Tarot says his conscription will be 'seriously delayed'

Happy man returns home

Receives an immediate mobilisation notice

Returns to fortune teller, beats him up

Gets arrested, mobilisation delayed

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@holland_tom If your parkour skills are better than Matt Hancock’s, it’s a real possibility https://t.co/XFqNmfr5c0

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@jardinsecret888 The only way this could work is if it was cerulean

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@sarcastictvat @paulwaugh @TimesRadio Not a bad punt given how inflation’s going, that’d be worth around 10p by then

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

Nick Clegg going from Deputy PM to taking bribes from OnlyFans was not on my 2022 bingo card

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@eladgil “I am Aloo looking for my own special Samosa” more like

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@elonmusk Yeah because appeasement worked so well the last time

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@mikebutcher Tech Nation isn’t exactly a paragon of commercial ability, but this is just an incredibly stupid idea

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

You spent 40 hours building a valuation model when you could have gone levered long smart founders with superior execution and a thicc ass TAM

[A. M. Gentile 🟡🔴 @GentileNJ]

I’ve found a a gem

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

💀

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

This man from Bangladesh was arrested by the police due to his lack of singing skills. He was called too ugly to be a singer…And was even asked to change his name…“Hero Alom”, as he styles himself is a Bangladeshi singer and actor.

#NewsMo #Singing #BangladeshiSinger

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@RestIsPolitics @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Have you been following what’s going on in Kosovo, and given the experience you have in the region - what are your thoughts?

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

Still thinking about how Biden decided to name the bill the IRA

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@SkyNews Boris probably did the due diligence personally

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@ctjlewis I lived in India for years and can confirm that bigotry is a HUGE thing there…but how tf is Pakistan so different lol

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

This column is so underrated

[Rosie Wood @ Mild Conviction @Mild_Conviction]

We're better than just forwarding Sequoia's deck to our portfolio companies - our MP has published the "Black Goose memo" we've shared with our founders with advice for tough times.

Read our advice on "enduring to adapt" here:
https://t.co/emT6HaR3Pm

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@justinkan Don’t people start dying from the age of 25?

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@MorningBrew A good chair

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

Yeah there’s a pretty big chunk of the world population who might disagree with you

[Cyrus @Cyrusthechill]

@jardinsecret888 Sort of, but probably because he couldn’t get with a Spanish princess