The Foxy Moron

what’s with all the closed captioning I’m not mute

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

In my cabana

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

My new ethiecticnicty is Floridian

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

41rd street

[little miss shisha @peetthedumbass]

I feel really sad for the divas who are too brooklyn-centric to enjoy roccos of roc beach the best slice in queens

[John “Pipe Fitter” Goldman @goldmanjohn66]

#PourADirtyBajaOnYourCrotchChallenge

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Bringing a seafood boil to the beach and throwing the empty shells at people>>>

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Sending flirty messages while having diarrhea

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

I love New York City where else can you find every person

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Feeling so extraordinarily Floridian today 💯

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

HOT SUMMER RAIN

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

NYC giving us beautiful Florida weather this weekend I am renewed

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

It's official. #GW3 is a thing - we are developing Guild Wars 3! https://t.co/RhaHJswRGz

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Guild wars 3 announced I could cry

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

Incredible energy outside. If you don't live in NYC right now kill yourself

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

I SHOULD BE AT THE BEACH

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Saw my weekly loml on my commute home just now

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Peet did it Peet finally fucked the rat

[little miss shisha @peetthedumbass]

I don't want to say the L word but I'm definitely so enamored by Ratatouille trade - like I'm having such a great day today because of how beautiful my afternoon was yesterday

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

Office bathroom giving toiletchella today

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

You see I’d go vegan but I can’t give up beetles (red 40)

[The Foxy Moron @CzarFales]

They should make yogurt for gays