Czarcasm

Physicist, statesman, poet, cosmonaut, arm wrestling finalist and award-winning sculptor of awards.

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@Mericamemed But she was great in Hitchcock’s Rear Window.

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I find breeding members of the Leporidae family hare-raising.

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@archeohistories Goddamn kids and their graffitis!

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@UberFacts Lol, you’ll die of awkwardness in Finland!

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@UberFacts Yeah, in Chernobyl.

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@weird_hist Nope. He was a Conehead and didn’t hide it well.

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@quoteism So… I should strive to be a plane?

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@quoteism Wait… wasn’t that a Tesla quote?

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@quoteism Especially if you’re optimistic about your daddy’s immense wealth.

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@quoteism I once thought I couldn’t suck more. Now I know better.

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@UberFacts For the better?

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@quoteism I had a date with myself to get to know myself. Turns out we didn’t share the same values, so I don’t think there’s gonna be a second date.

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@quoteism Poor Hollywood directors.

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@quoteism And if you look under your chair, you’ll find a free rice cooker.

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@quoteism I totally accept that.

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@quoteism And doesn’t even pay rent.

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@UberFacts They’re the bee’s knees.

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@UberFacts I only ever raise my pitch. That freaks them out.

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@quoteism River Phoenix > Dwayne Johnson?

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@quoteism That’s a breathtaking misspelling.