ChudWeiser

Make the Skers 🏈 Great Again 🇺🇸

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Me when I make a mistake

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Perchance I overreacted

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Nebraska Halftime speech should end like this

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What was the halftime speech? Hey guys we really sucked ass out there, if we suck harder this second half maybe we can get a hot turd to chew on

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Reports say this was in the Nebraska locker room pre game

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Nebraska Halftime speech should end like this

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Where’s TJ Lateef? He has to be better than Assthony colander

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I have received Insider reports that this is Matt rhules pregame routine

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Did matt rhule spend the offseason sucking penises and praying to mohammed? He should of tried coaching his tard squad

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For a second year in a row

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@AdamCarriker94 Fire Matt “I suck ass” Rhule

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Gunned down in the streets??😨😨😨 nah im tryna get gummed down in the sheets😼😼😼 #grannylover #popthemdenchersout

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I got a buddy that would pay you to fart on him

[LUCIVORA @lucivora]

POV

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“Hey siri sync my Gyro Jerker Mini up with the song fireflies by owl city”

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Was doing 90 through the neighborhood when this fuckin game gyped me,

SNAKE EYES IS AN UNO

[Bill @ClintonsBurner]

At the casino throwing craps overhand

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

call it necrophilia the way i’m cracking cold ones

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1st place fantasy team loading up

IGBBMN

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

“indians have been trying to scam each other with fake cow piss so cow piss experts are being called upon to personally taste every batch and ensure purity” is something not even the most racist person on this app could have come up with if you gave them carte blanche and five tries to come up with the most anti-indian joke they could conceive of

[Mike 🌽 @HuskerMike28]

USA soccer in primetime

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@realDonaldTrump Blow belgum to the fuckin moon where’s that big red button at when we need it

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@Fat_Electrician Thank you for your solutions lardy laborer, millions of liberals believe this will work