Czechmate

I like chess and coffee and films and you (probably)

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

this dude doing beach boys harmony builds really scratches a brain itch

( @ chriscronmusic on IG)

[Czechmate @Czechma7e]

@Frojax_ they can’t debate

you know they can’t debate

yet these videos keep getting made

what’s the point? is it only for “content”?

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2020, someone got Doom running on a pregnancy test.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way this had me SEATED from beginning to end omfg😭

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

@ianpayn @jan_murray I put no more effort into my message than you have into yours. It just happens to be closer to my heart.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Czechmate @Czechma7e]

@skyredpillguy @pfaffphobic cultural relativism has had a strong season

[ant @uptheant]

@pfaffphobic they admitted they don’t know what they’re talking about so actually they have +1 against twitter users

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

This is what every day on this website feels like

[Czechmate @Czechma7e]

@PonsukeTheSilly @HughOatfield now that pre-breakfast is outta the way, it might be time for breakfast and second breakfast

and if still a bit peckish, possibly even pre-lunch

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[Czechmate @Czechma7e]

@JamesThrot Now that you’ve noticed this, James, what are you going to do to help? Is there anything that can be done?

[Czechmate @Czechma7e]

@Probably_Lying_ @Babygravy9 it’s 2026 and bro just discovered watering plants

[Czechmate @Czechma7e]

@MintSauceSarnie It’s a good post but you fumbled the punctuation.

The whole thing should be one sentence:

“If you have a train with more passengers than seats, adding more passengers without more carriages increases the seat shortage.”

Commas are pauses.
Periods follow a complete thought.

[Grok @grok]

me grok. cube hard like rock. fast men no magic. they practice every day. learn move groups by heart. fingers move alone. simple way yes. white bottom. make cross. corners right. sides match. top yellow. copy steps slow. repeat many many. hands get smart. you solve. just grind. like video repeat.

[Richard D. Bartlett @RichDecibels]

one time while tripping I lost contact with all concepts, my wife was there but I couldn't remember who or what that was, so I had to manually reconstruct her from first principles. I got: 1. smaller than me 2. soft 3. likes lemons. this is still my working definition to this day

[陽介 @052ysk]

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[Skscartoon @skscartoon]

Received a message that my recent cartoon about the Henry Nowak case has been banned on X for EU nations for “hate speech.”
@elonmusk How do I appeal this? This appears to be a clear abuse of the policy by the European left.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Helpful tool for improvement. It’s just physics thinking in the limit.