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[CZO🐉 @Czo__o]

If it smells like crap, walk away.
If everywhere you go smells like crap, check your shoes

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

hunter biden honestly could be one of the best follows on here at the moment

[CZO🐉 @Czo__o]

@AndyWhuz @entreprenoober @Valley_BoyEnt @brutalfightz2 Hell yea 🤝 glad justice was served brother

[CZO🐉 @Czo__o]

@AndyWhuz @entreprenoober @Valley_BoyEnt @brutalfightz2 How did it end up? Sorry to hear that man

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

His falcon friends are going to call him a “schizo”.

[CZO🐉 @Czo__o]

My fav childhood game 🔥🐐

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Video games used to have Buzz Lightyear grinding dominos to Reel Big Fish.

[CZO🐉 @Czo__o]

@k1rallik PS2 Superiority 🙌

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

He got honey potted and revealed nuclear secrets to an undercover journalist. On a first date. We’re in so much trouble omg 😭

[Timothy Gordon (Rules for Retrogrades Show) @timotheeology]

Best and most commonsense take yet on Erika Kirk (I would add a small caveat that holds open the possibility of more sinister interpretations) https://t.co/ylLLsAtxbF

[TFG87 @TFG870]

Put it in the Louvre

[Don Tworry @nonetosee]

I place my son in the graveyard and end my turn.

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Why the hell is the president adding the stock symbol?

Cmon man….
This is all soooooo embarrassing.

[Unfiltered With S.A.M @unfiltered__sam]

🚨 MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE. RIGHT NOW. 🚨

A ceasefire is announced - brokered by Pakistan

🇵🇰Pakistan says Lebanon is included.
🇮🇷Iran says Lebanon is included.
👉 Israel says Lebanon 🇱🇧 is NOT included.
👉 President Trump calls Lebanon a “separate skirmish.”

And while all this confusion plays out -
💣 Lebanon has come under relentless and widespread bombardment.
📊 Over 100 strikes in the last 24 hours.
⚠️ Hundreds of civilians reported dead.
🩺 Tens of thousands injured.
🩸 Hospitals urgently calling for blood donations.

Strikes reported on:
– 🏥 Hospitals
– 🚑 Ambulances
– 🏢 Residential buildings
– ⚰️ A funeral in Bekaa
🚨 One of the most intense waves of strikes Lebanon has seen in years.

👉 Netanyahu, reportedly excluded from negotiations, then took out his wrath on Lebanon.

Meanwhile in Washington 🇺🇸 -
Defense Secretary Hegseth stands at the podium praising POTUS, declaring success, saying Iran “begged” for a ceasefire… while the region remains highly unstable 🔥

❓ So which is it?
A ceasefire?
Or a continuation of war - under a different label?
Because on the ground, in Lebanon 🇱🇧, there is NO pause.

📍 What we are seeing:
📍 Beirut - heavy strikes across the capital, NOT limited to Dahiye
📍 Beirut - buildings destroyed across multiple neighborhoods, civilians trapped under rubble
📍 Tyre - 🏛️ a biblical, ancient city, standing for thousands of years… also under heavy bombardment

And this is what they call “order”?
This is what they call “diplomacy”?
👉 Iran 🇮🇷 warns it may break the ceasefire if attacks continue.
👉 The Strait of Hormuz is already showing signs of instability ⚠️

So again —
🛑 MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE.
Because from where we stand, this isn’t strategy.
It’s chaos presented as control.

🇱🇧 Lebanon - a land older than empires, rooted in history, faith, and civilization
🇱🇧 A people who have survived millennia and built a multicultural society in a region of division
🇱🇧 A nation that has endured - and continues to endure

📢 Let it be clear:
Lebanon WILL NOT be broken.

They may try to impose darkness -
but history shows something else:

✨ Lebanon endures. 🇱🇧

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: TRUMP RAISES WHITE FLAG AND ACCEPTS IRAN’S TERMS

Supreme National Security Council Statement:

“In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful

To the honorable, great, and heroic nation of Iran:

The enemy, in its unfair, illegal, and criminal war against the Iranian nation, has suffered an undeniable, historic, and crushing defeat. Thanks to the pure and sacred blood of the martyred leader of the Islamic Revolution, Grand Ayatollah Imam Khamenei (may God bless him), the measures of the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution and Commander-in-Chief, Grand Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Khamenei (may God protect him), and the efforts and bravery of the Islamic fighters on the fronts, especially the historic, lasting, and heroic presence of you dear people from the very first days of the war, Iran has achieved a great victory and forced the criminal America to accept its 10-point plan. In this plan, America fundamentally commits to non-aggression, continued control of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran, acceptance of enrichment, lifting all primary and secondary sanctions, ending all Security Council and Board of Governors resolutions, paying compensation to Iran, withdrawing American combat forces from the region, and stopping the war on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic resistance of Lebanon. We congratulate all the people of Iran on this victory and emphasize that until the details of this victory are finalized, there is still a need for the perseverance and prudence of officials and the preservation of unity and solidarity among the Iranian people.

Islamic Iran, along with the brave resistance fighters in Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen, and occupied Palestine, has inflicted blows on the enemy over the past 40 days that the historical memory of the world will never forget. Iran and the resistance axis, as representatives of honor and humanity against the most savage enemies of mankind, after a historic battle, have given them an unforgettable lesson and have crushed their forces, facilities, infrastructure, and all their political, economic, technological, and military capital so thoroughly that the enemy is now in decline and despair and sees no way but to surrender to the will of the great Iranian nation and the honorable resistance axis. On the first day the criminal enemies of Iran started this unjust war, they thought they would quickly achieve full military dominance over Iran and, by creating political and social instability, force Iran to surrender. They believed that Iran's missile and drone fire would quickly be extinguished and did not believe that Iran could respond so powerfully beyond its borders and throughout the region. The global malicious Zionism had convinced the foolish American president that this war would finish Iran off and that they could, by eliminating this last bastion of humanity, henceforth commit any crime against anyone they wished with impunity. They dreamed of dividing dear Iran, plundering its oil and wealth, and finally leaving Iranians immersed and abandoned in chaos, instability, and insecurity for many years.

The brave Islamic fighters and their courageous allies in the resistance axis, despite their hearts being wounded and shattered by the martyrdom of their Imam, relying on Almighty God and following the leader of martyrs, decided once and for all to give these enemies a historic lesson, avenge all previous crimes, and create conditions so that the enemy would forever abandon any thought of aggression against dear Iran and fully taste humiliation and disgrace before the great Iranian nation.

With this strategy and relying on the unprecedented political and social unity created in the country, Iran and the resistance began one of the heaviest combined battles in history against America and the Zionist regime and have achieved all the goals they designed for this battle.”

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: IRAN RESPONDS TO U.S 15 POINT PLAN WITH A 10-POINT RESPONSE

1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again

2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire

3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon

4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran

5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies

6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz

7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship

8. Iran would split these fees with Oman

9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz

10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

JUST IN: IRANIAN STRIKES ON CENTRAL ISRAEL LESS THAN 30 MINUTES AFTER TRUMP'S CEASEFIRE ANNOUNCEMENT

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: Iranian missiles launched at central Israel moments after ceasefire announcement.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Israel also agrees to the temporary 2-week ceasefire, a White House official tells CNN.

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Oh Dear God

[onion person @CantEverDie]

@USA_Polling i hope it happens so americans can for once understand the terror we bring upon the entire world