Incorrect CZW Quotes

Incorrect quotes from our favorite deathmatch boys and girls. [fan account with zero association to CZW]

[🌹Valentina Vazquez🌹 @Val_en_tina_]

Hey guys can you stop making death match wrestlers bad people for doing death matches. Its fucking lame if you dont likeit then dont watch it but stop shitting on them. Its annoying and really a waste of your time. They work hard to entertain people and shouldn't be treated badly

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Priscilla Kelly: I wasn’t that drunk
Tuna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? You opened a bunch of tampons and said they looked like little ghosts while trying to haunt me!!!
Priscilla Kelly: .... they do kind of look like little ghosts...

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Masada: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
Conor Claxton: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?

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Danny Havoc: I love u!
DJ Hyde: ...Really?
Danny Havoc: yea, it’s my favorite vowel

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Lucky 13: Dude you should stop drinking.
Danny Havoc: why?
Lucky 13: remember last night?
Danny Havoc: yeah but I wasn’t really that drunk.
Lucky 13: dude you almost jumped out of the window from the 15th floor singing “I believe I can fly”

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@CalifornianThug Glad you enjoy my tweets! Much love 💜💜💜

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Sami Callihan: Call me an Elf one more time!!!
Dave Crist: he’s an angry Elf...

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Jun Kasai: dude are you throwing rocks at my window? What do you have a phone for?
Danny Havoc: oh. Right.
Jun Kasai: did you just throw your phone at my window???

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DJ Hyde: hey, did you ask yet?
Jordan Oliver: nah man, my mom’s in a bad mood.

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Jordan Oliver: hey, I want to watch a movie tonight. Any suggestions?
B-Boy: how about “Snakes on a Plane”?
Jordan Oliver: oohhh. What’s that about???
B-Boy: ...... horses. Horses on a boat.

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Rickey Shane Page: hey, I’m pregnant!
Mance Warner: are you drunk?
Rickey: yeah why?
Mance: you’re a boy....

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DJ Hyde: I had a wet dream about you last night.
Danny Havoc: or really? What happened?
DJ Hyde: you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing
Danny Havoc: I hate you

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Mia Khalifa: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Joey Ryan: Don’t objectify me

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Brandon Kirk: Can I shoot her?
Connor Claxton: Not in public.
Kasey Catel: RUDE!

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Jordan Oliver: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
KC Navarro: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating

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DJ Hyde: Tell me about yourself
Sami Callihan: I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone

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DJ Hyde after TOD: I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot!