AGENT P AND DR. D

I used to sit alone doin' evil all day, butnow I think that someone's gonna get in my way

(NSFW DNI)

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

•BAM•

•The agent breaks free and thwarts the Dr.•

[PERRY THE PLATYPUS AND DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ JOIN PARODY TWITTER]

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Well that answers my question. It is the Organization Without a Cool Acronym. They are made up of secret animal agents who fight evil scientists like myself. My nemesis Perry the Platypus is from there”

[THE PINK THING!!! @THATP1NKTH1NG]

"The hell is a OWCA?"

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“I see I see, now you’re a small furry creature, you aren’t affiliated with the OWCA are you?”

[THE PINK THING!!! @THATP1NKTH1NG]

"I dabble occasionally, but I mainly focus on strategy!"

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

@knifepartyvd “Why does everyone keep saying that!?”

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Oh I see, are you an inventor of gadgets and inators?”

[THE PINK THING!!! @THATP1NKTH1NG]

"OOOOH, a DOCTOR!!! You must be REALLYYYY SMART! I myself am also the intelligent one of my team..."

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Indeed that is I! The evils Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz!”

[THE PINK THING!!! @THATP1NKTH1NG]

"AHHH! Another fellow doer of EVIL?!"

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Well isn’t this quite the individual”

[T̲̅H̲̅E̲̅ C̲̅R̲̅E̲̅A̲̅T̲̅O̲̅R̲̅ @Gantis24]

T̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ C̲̅r̲̅e̲̅a̲̅t̲̅o̲̅r̲̅ J̲̅o̲̅i̲̅n̲̅s̲̅ T̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ P̲̅a̲̅r̲̅o̲̅d̲̅y̲̅ U̲̅n̲̅i̲̅v̲̅e̲̅r̲̅s̲̅e̲̅

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“And an evil morning to you small pink alien creature”

[THE PINK THING!!! @THATP1NKTH1NG]

"EVIL MORNING EVERYONE!!!"

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Well I would say it is the inators I use to take over THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE-AREA!”

[PINK THING @P1NKCREATURE]

Now then, [ READER ]

How's about telling me what YOUR deal is?

What do you like most about being a villian?

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

//just saw a parody account I follow like a post on my main account

[⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝔜U ✘ 𝔗AKEYAMA .ᐟ .ᐟ @GlANTQUlRK]

󠀿

𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 ;
length varies &. mutuals only . patience is required . don’t pressure for a response or for a starter . depending on likes there may be slight selectivity —— it’s nothing personal .

[Charlie morningstar @H0telCharlie]

I don't need her anymore.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

//Oh shit Doof and Perry gotta get out of Hell now, they are fucked

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Well, this is bad news, but to be fair if anyone is a pro at family drama it would be me”

[Rosie! @Auntie_Rosie_]

It'd take a while to explain, but the basics are family drama.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“How is something like this even happening?”

[Rosie! @Auntie_Rosie_]

You came at a horrid time.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“What do you mean hell is literally imploding!? I just got here!”

[Rosie! @Auntie_Rosie_]

Hell is currently imploding, Dear. If I were you, I'd get out while you still can.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Um, I’m rather new around these parts, but I just happened to catch what was going on and uh… is everything alright?”

[Rosie! @Auntie_Rosie_]

Goodbye, Alastor.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Uh… hello?”

[Makima @ShihaiNoKishi]

Greetings.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

“Uh… hello?”

[Makima @ShihaiNoKishi]

Greetings.

[AGENT P AND DR. D @D00FnPUSS]

//BEHOLD. THE DRIVE-INATOR

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