(kevin dur-can’t)

[100 @yh_me2]

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[(kevin dur-can’t) @D0NEW3LL]

misspelling michael as ‘micheal’ is up there with murder as an unforgivable offense. not to boost any michaels’ confidence or anything. it’s just not that hard a word to spell for people to be messing it up as often as they do

[t @selflessforyouu]

Abt to see fyne shi w 9$ in my bank account #prioritiesfuckedup #dgaf

[**** @tiredofdiri]

Tiktok destroyed nyc

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Grime Square @grime_square]

Myrtle-Wyckoff CVS regularly has an hourlong line of Floridians waiting for their SSRIs

[steven knicks @knees_calhoun]

spending the afternoon in Gowanus brooklyn makes u feel like Barack Obama is still president

[Kayla @luv2read13]

in the dived bar. straight up “drinking it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. BEER

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[vince @fathermencken]

all im ever thinking about is when my next opportunity to eat salmon will be

[(kevin dur-can’t) @D0NEW3LL]

pink pony club and mr brightside are two songs that tell me its time to leave the party or bar when they come on. it invokes the same urgency as when i'm in a backyard getting eaten alive by too many mosquitoes. i just have to get out of there

[sydney 🏳️‍⚧️ @interkosmos_dog]

lol this idiot in front of me has his wiper blade speed way to high compared to what the rain situation calls for. how embarrassing . this will leave a lasting impression on me

[(kevin dur-can’t) @D0NEW3LL]

paying the ebike premium and putting my life on the line speeding downtown so i can pay the bar drinks premium with friends and put my liver on the line with efficiency

[James @JamesPhl96]

A 65° morning will heal you

[TwoSix @HeartHoodiez]

Smelled the wealth gap and had to turn around, nothing to do with CE

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

FOR MANY REASONS WE LOST THE PASSION, I LOVE HER YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, SHE LOVES ME, ABSOLUTELY BUT WE LOST THE PASSION

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist

[(kevin dur-can’t) @D0NEW3LL]

@itsamandalorian @briansburgundy the world needed it to come out during covid

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.