­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐜-𝐓𝐚𝐜𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬!

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

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ㅤ✧˖°࿐ 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳, 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘾̤𝙊̤𝙇̤𝙊̤𝙍̤-̤𝘽̤𝙇̤𝙄̤𝙉̤𝘿̤ .ᐟ *ೃ
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐 𝒲𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 ( SH ) @BursSunt]

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. . ⇢ 𝙈𝙮 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚 𝕸𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙞𝙨
𝗚𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚 .ᐟ 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩
𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 ˗ˏˋℳℯ𝙖𝙣𝙨 .ᐟˎˊ˗ 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙖𝙢
𝙄 .ೃ࿔* 𝗬𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 ˀ.ᐟ
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[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

What? Big fan of him? I can get you a autograph!

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

wife! I'm 100% serious! 〞

He pushes her staff away before the donkey gets out onto the sofa.

〝If I lie, Shrek would be hiding in his bedroom but he ain't there! There's no one in the bedroom!〞

Pause

〝 Go on. Go check the bedroom!〞

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

He looked at her and her staff. Why would he lie? He is telling the truth, he is not one lying donkey. He never lies

〝 I'm not lying! 〞 he said before a short pause 〝 Why would I lie?〞

〝 I'm telling the truth! There's no mistake! He is having a honeymoon with his »»

[ᅠᅠᅠ ་ ᳝ ◝ᅠᅠᅠ𝐄ⁱ͟ᵗ͟ᵃ͟ᅠ🎸ᅠ.ᐟᅠᅠ @BANDVBS]

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⠀ upon the statement that
had been given ， all
goldilocks could hear was
nonsense ﹒ not having
to retract as she kept
the staff in ꜜꜜ
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[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

[ What? Gonna do something? Does she want to talk with Donkey or what? 🤨 ]

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

WHA- Hey! I told you I don't know where he at! Maybe he is just too busy doing a honeymoon with his wife!

Now get your staff out here. You wasting your time!

[ At least, Donkey is telling the truth. He is not lying. ]

[ᅠᅠᅠ ་ ᳝ ◝ᅠᅠᅠ𝐄ⁱ͟ᵗ͟ᵃ͟ᅠ🎸ᅠ.ᐟᅠᅠ @BANDVBS]

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⠀ didn’t know you’re a
fan of that blonde
girl who has tons
of songs ﹒

ᅠ⟬ᅠan eye roll ， as
she dangerously pointed
herᅠ ꜜꜜ
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[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

[ Something like that. He is just protecting the swamp. ]

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

... OH HELLO! :D

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

Uh. The ogre ain't available right now. Come back later when he's here.

[ᅠᅠᅠ ་ ᳝ ◝ᅠᅠᅠ𝐄ⁱ͟ᵗ͟ᵃ͟ᅠ🎸ᅠ.ᐟᅠᅠ @BANDVBS]

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⠀ probably because i’m
looking for the ogre
himself and all i’m
seeing is a donkey
who talks loudly ﹒ * 💀
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[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

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Why is there a human breaking into an ogre's home? 🤨

[ᅠᅠᅠ ་ ᳝ ◝ᅠᅠᅠ𝐄ⁱ͟ᵗ͟ᵃ͟ᅠ🎸ᅠ.ᐟᅠᅠ @BANDVBS]

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⠀ why is there a noisy
donkey sitting here ﹒
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[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

What if we kissed on donkey bed

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

🎵 Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca 🎵

[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

IT'S ME I'M THE FRIEND IT'S ME

[ＴＨＥ ＷＩＳＥ @TheWiseMollusc]

ㅤㅤㅤ╭━──━─━─≪✠≫─━─━──━╮

ＣＡＵＴＩＯＮ ！

ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＶＥＮＯＭＯＵＳ ！

[ ＴＨＥ　ＯＣＴＯＰＵＳ ]

ㅤㅤㅤ╰━──━─━─≪✠≫─━─━──━╯

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𝓐𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑿. ͏ ͏ ͏ (h)͏ @crimsonmaven]

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𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐄 ┈┈ ★
( . 𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙼𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙰𝚆 . )
★ ┈┈ 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐎𝐑

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[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 ‍‍ 𝜗𝜚 ‍‍ 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙰 . @satoriese]

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𝒷eauty of 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐬 , eyes
that 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒆 beneath the 𝓂͟𝑜͟𝑜͟𝓃͟𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
&& a 𝒽eart —— so 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 of 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 .
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[­­ ­ -ˋ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 @D0nDonkey]

Eats rock PT.2

[— 𝙺𝙸𝚃𝚃𝚈. ♡̷̸⁩ @LVDRONA]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐏𝐀𝐖𝐒.ᐟ
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┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ * ੈ✩‧₊
┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚✩ ⋆｡˚ ✩ ʚɞ lit/semi-lit
┊ ┊ ┊ ✫ OC/MV
┊ ┊ ︎✧ ships w puss/chem
┊ . ˚ ˚✩

[* ℛA̲Y̲A̲ .ᐟ @easterIies]

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