DURN

the ghost of Christmas past. #flocknation

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

@fuckyouiquit @HunterBiden Unironically the high iq move and executed perfectly

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[Hail Mary Sports @hailmarysportss]

What an absolutely ludicrous condition lmaoooooo

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Literally.

[Copperberg @sofresh_sobleam]

More like it

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Or maybe, just maybe, Star Wars is dead because Disney produced 10 years of shit Star Wars content.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Literally.

[Mr. Texas @Agisuticaeagis]

@ick_real Covers their CEOs comp package you ungrateful punk

[Zi 👑 @zi_was_here]

I dare you to perform like this again

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

The United States has no universal healthcare, but we DO have 49 private insurance billionaires.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Oxygen already killed most of the life on Earth once. The first time it filled the air, around 2.4 billion years ago, it was so poisonous that nearly everything alive died. Scientists call it the Oxygen Catastrophe.

Back then the oceans were full of tiny microbes, and none of them used oxygen. Then one kind, an ancestor of the green scum you still see on ponds, started giving off oxygen as a waste gas, the same way you breathe out air you don’t need. Oxygen is a wrecker. It rips apart the delicate machinery inside a living cell, including the DNA, and as it built up in the water and then the sky, it triggered the first mass extinction this planet had ever seen.

A few survivors hid in the mud and deep underground where the gas couldn’t reach, and some of their descendants are still down there. But one tiny cell did something nobody else did. It ate a bacterium that had learned to use oxygen rather than die from it, and instead of digesting its meal, it kept it alive inside itself. That trapped bacterium became the mitochondria, the little engines that power your cells right now. Almost every cell you are made of carries hundreds or thousands of them, all descended from that one strange truce with a poison.

The trade was worth it because burning food with oxygen releases about 18 times more energy than burning it without. It is the reason anything can swim fast or think hard. Every big, fast-moving animal on Earth, you included, runs on the gas that almost ended life.

Oxygen changed the sky too. Some of it floated up high and turned into ozone, a thin layer that blocks most of the sun’s harshest rays. Before that shield existed, raw sunlight was strong enough to fry the DNA of anything out in the open, so life had to stay underwater, where a few feet of sea soaked up the danger. For almost two billion years, nothing lived on land at all. Only once the ozone grew thick enough, a few hundred million years ago, did the first plants and animals crawl out of the water.

And the old poison never really left. Every second, the oxygen your cells burn throws off tiny broken bits called free radicals, and they keep nicking your DNA and the proteins around it. The damage adds up, slowly, your whole life. Back in 1956 a scientist named Denham Harman suggested this slow rusting from the inside is a big reason we get old. People still argue about how much it matters, and no antioxidant pill has ever been shown to make anyone live longer, but the basic idea has held up. The gas keeping you alive right now is also quietly wearing you down, year by year. The joke just got the timing wrong. Oxygen really does kill slowly, and billions of years before we showed up, it already proved it can kill fast.

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

No kids want to be Luke anymore cos Luke’s a fucking bum, no kids want to be Han Solo anymore cos he got murdered by his kid, their role models a little green baby who eats frogs mate

[🎒🏃🏾‍♂️🏁 @mikebtrippin]

This why I’ll never stop hustling or gettin it by any means. Civilians get pressed over every dollar while mf’s at the top get loopholes, protections & special treatment. Then they wonder why nobody trust the system.. government really the biggest scammers known to man sh*t crazy

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[THE WOKER @bIkwmnlvr]

All he do is collect memorabilia from black artist so he can feel connected to a culture he don’t know nothing about. It’s kind of like watching a lost child. A little pathetic and then you just feel bad.