Senators fans should be fuming at how shortchanged their rebuild was. Team is closer to being a middle of the pack club than a contender when their core is in its "win now" window. Cupboards are relatively bare and the team doesn't have its 2026 1st.
The funniest thing about the Sens is that they don’t even have their 1st round pick this year cause of the Dadanov incident
These mfers aren’t even ass to tank for a top pick, they’re just ass 😭
senators since grieg/rielly:
- lost '26 first round pick
- gave 8.25 million to a washed bum
- 1c is a diving clown
- gave captaincy to a dude who hates canada
- got assblasted in the battle of ontario
- OT GA from 'benoit' and 'domi'
- whole team is full of cheating bastards
Ottawa Senators on January 8th, 2026:
- Rumor comes out that the locker room is destroyed because of a cheating scandal
- General manager releases AI-generated statement basically confirming the rumor’s validity
- Allowed 8 goals in 2 periods
- Signed an unemployed homophobe