lissa 🪽

daughter of cain

[club cain @dykeofcain]

her funniest and realest posts too

[ᑲr᥆᥆kᥱ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ @tempestdemoI]

Janie, holly, ethel, and somebody ❤

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

I think of the phrase fat as a house at least once daily this tweet is foundational to me

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ayo Edebiri wearing a “Do Not Talk To Me About AI, I Will Kill Myself” shirt.

[ana ✿ @livinings]

lorde saying fuck meta glasses in a festival that was sponsored by rayban meta AI glasses how can you not love her

[Snickels! (SLOTS ON TRELLO!) @DymeArachnyd]

gen z uses chai but they dont know archaic slop faps like i do

[ᵕ̈ak ̤̮ @isimswyn]

when i was a kid my parents thought it was fun to fill empty Gammeldansk bottles with water and have me drink from them when we were out in public

[𖣠ctober ! @octobertwt]

someone on my tl said the fall guy was bad so i blocked ryan reynolds

[laura @melaudrama]

straight women how about you stop worrying about lesbians and start worrying about that orgasm gap

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

While men live like this the debate over "can women breastfeed in public" flares up every month. Being a man comes with incredible privilege

[❦ @joachmtrier]

suspiria (1977) the people yearn for your lighting

[esma @yabsseu_]

intentar humillar a Mia Khalifa admitiendo que eres un pajero adicto al porno es pegarte un tiro a tu propio pie

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

clairo looks like the only person who gets up before noon

[lara ♡ misses greggs @silentmatriarch]

hayden being they/them’d in the lana subreddit whew okay

[club cain @dykeofcain]

hayden with her obsession shirt! and also hi austin

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

worst ages to be

1. 17
2. 19
5. 15
4. anything after 22
5. 13

[shiv de lioncourt @ripleyesque]

big bang theory was racist as hell because they had the indian as the unfuckable one when he actually mogs them all with ease