Sammy

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[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

I will make this money and I will come back to this tweet to say thank you God

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@Faithgnrt Them no Dey get respect

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@AngelaPilakyaa @Tasha1644 I’m not part of them

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@Oficial_Mayella Na follow come 😂😂

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

I have come to realize that using perfume after smoking before going out doesn’t save you

Omo I no send anybody papa 😂

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

Bro to bro: one thing you must understand: your girlfriend is not your wife

Never assume she loves you unconditionally. Sometimes, what she can get from you is part of why she’s with you. If she met someone who could offer more, she might leave

That’s why you have to put yourself first. Keep building yourself, stay financially independent, and always be ten steps ahead

Love her, but never lose yourself trying to keep her.

[Chab @BiggChab]

The only time wey I dey believe say my babe no dey cheat on me na when she dey her period, I don’t trust that gender at all.

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

Bro better Cana 😂

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@johnnynitroak47 😂😂😂

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

My guy wanted to cure his depression, so baba called three of his most active babes. Two weren’t available; one was ready. Ten minutes later another called saying she was coming straight from the market

My guy was in total shambles 😂 and it’s a one-bedroom apartment

Meanwhile the first babe was already at the gate because she doesn’t live far

25 minutes after she got inside, the other babe called saying she was on her way. I sat in the living room wondering what would happen when she actually arrives

Five minutes later my guy came out and begged me to walk her out to the front gate

The moment she entered her ride, I saw the other babe coming down from a bike

I have never been so happy in my life. 😭😂

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

smoking weed.

[FELA @NewBornFelaa]

It’s raining and am blowing my weed🍃😌💨… what a feeling 😤🙃

[FELA @NewBornFelaa]

I for do am sha but I can’t leave without my mom❤️

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

Baba is just capping

[J.A_Official 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 @Aeba05]

Make plantain boy no sing for plantain festival?

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@BoleFestival 🔥🔥🔥

[Bole Festival 🇳🇬 @BoleFestival]

Which of Timaya’s songs will you love to hear him perform at Bole Festival?

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

Nobody tells you that the best part of smoking alone is the conversations you have with yourself and how weirdly good the advice is.

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@b0ymanager But not all of them though

[🗿 @b0ymanager]

people wey dey smoke dey obsessed with cleanliness

[🗿 @b0ymanager]

this girl don enter office again dey smell Scottish Scottish .

I no wan risk ask am but guyyy I sabi Scotty smell na 😩

[Sammy @D2_cloud9]

@chi_neloooo 💯