Martins

Construction/Linguist/Tech/Freelance.

Divinity with a Sadistic sense of humor👁️‍🗨️🎭

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

even in your imagination, you are fantasizing a dysfunctional family 💔

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@5starbarber_1 @KLISSDGOAT Speak for me one more time. I dare you🪓🙂.

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@PurityE53361 Anonymous low self esteem

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@_Ogechukwukanma In 2022, I had to trek half way from school to my house cuz I was broke asf. As I alight from bus my footwear cut. One look at the dusty road with my slippers in my hand and a mental calculation of the distance took me straight to depression avenue.
I dey trek dey cry💔.

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

This fool😂😂😂

[Big Wizard 🪄 @bigwizarrdd]

I promise you, DJ chicken go tear ACL😭

[Bohemian Diva @BohemianDiva99]

Easy, the short answer TikTok. The moment women viewed relationships as a transaction and made it about money instead of love. When you started taking relationship advice from prostitutes and Pinocchio girls that’s when y’all completely lost the plot. When relationships became more about sex in exchange for money than building a partnership women lost. I saw exactly when women became a liability.

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@storybygloria Sometimes I want to, but I can't would. And I know that there are times when even if you want to, you might not be able to would. So, always keep in mind that regardless of how much they want to, circumstances may sometimes not allow them to would.
Keep an open mind!

[The singing Designer @stephthefania]

Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@_Ogechukwukanma This movie traumatized a lot of us as kids. It's scarier than, The Nun, IT, Conjuring, and Insidious put together 😂.

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

As I see say na Ore, I no even bother read past the first sentence.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Abeg Abeg

You want us to believe this nonsense? You no see who write am

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@ConnCFC Just have a look at this stat.

Can't even put up a bearable performance against Premier League clubs without Joao Pedro and Estavo in the game.
Why you go dey stingy to put Welbeck and Estavo for ball? What else do we sign players for?

Don't even get me started on Palmer!

[Temidayo💝 @rae_chloe133]

Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@Elevenheavn Especially Igbo traders. Rub cream... Mba. Anything wey pass roll-on na waste of time.
"Nna, I dont care about those things."

God should take what you have and give it to me, let me show you something. Is like you think we all came to this life to save money.

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

I love the CS of this post.
No one spoke down on her for being a former sex worker; others even considered her an authority on the topic because of it.
I did not see one comment calling her a "pick me". Rather, those who weren't in agreement argued her position intelligently.

[Eniola ⨀ @_drNeyo]

@Crypto_Diet

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

A woman returns to modeling SIX WEEKS after giving birth - ass out on a runway.

And you all clap. STRONG! POWERFUL! INSPIRING! MOTHER!

But let her husband ask for a home-cooked meal TWO MONTHS after birth...

Suddenly he's TOXIC. SELFISH. ABUSIVE. He treats her like a SLAVE!

So she can starve herself, wear heels, and walk for strangers and a fashion company - that's empowerment.

But cooking for her own husband who pays the bills and stayed with her through the pregnancy - that's oppression?

Make it make sense.

Postpartum is an excuse when it benefits her HOUSEHOLD.
Postpartum is invisible when it benefits a CORPORATION.

She can work for a company, but not for her family.

That's not feminism. That's just selfishness with a feminist filter.

You don't have principles. You have feelings. And your feelings change depending on who benefits - you or your family.

You are loyal to nothing but the moment.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

“If I get 10m for account and babe ask for 50k, you mean say make I no give her? Money wey no go far.”

You get 10m for account and you dey with babe wey no get 50k, you’re part of the problem. You are the ones encouraging this stupid entitlement mentality and then turning around to complain about the women.

You think if she’s the one with 10m and you without 50k, she’ll be with someone like you?

[Martins @D2ndHasan]

@Phatbabeluuu A friend sent me the link to this post cuz I had a conversation about this same shit on my WhatsApp.

It's your standard, but you can't afford it for yourself? My dear, it just an experience resulting from your affiliation to that benefactor. IT IS NOT YOUR STANDARD.

[Di𝒗in3!🗽 @dmwNova1]

y'all, my younger brother @IHECHI201 made these.

[OMOBOLAJi ✪ @__sunofabeach]

@RandyOrton WWE: Don't try this at home

Boy: *hold my beer*