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[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

One big problem with Introverts ni, hawawezi approach dame physically. Unapatana na msichana mrembo kwa mal,l type yako kabisa lakini unalet islide juu hio nguvu hauna na aura haiwezi kubali. Hawa majamaa kuteka labda dame ajilete ama throughpass moja safi ya kimessi.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

No woman can ever come close to breaking a man's heart the way football does. NEVER!!

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Tasking a hyena with identifying who ate the goat is peak irony.

[Kay💧 @Kaypoisson1]

Lamine Yamal should not speak and Gamble his aura before the Final. Messi is not one to play with. Messi is the grand reaper himself

[adiba @780613]

haaland u are no longer norweigan u were born in YORKSHIRE. go put on that harry kane wig and get onto that field

[Tanya @DegurechaffSama]

FIFA wanted to build a narrative of Messi being loved by the whole world and what we got is everyone respecting his rivals for trying their hardest against corruption LOL

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

I keep noticing Kenyans are generally peaceful until the government shows up with guns to cause chaos.

[Droid @droid254]

Ata CDF wasahau 😂😂😂

[Masimbi彡 @jnrmbuvi]

Polisi bila uniform should be treated as a goon, we need to make that enterprise dangerous by killing a few of them. Otherwise 2027 we're in for a very rough ride

[Tim Moose 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @tim_moose]

Man Utd player Martinez was seen holding a banner reading "The Falkland Islands are Argentinian". @ManUtd @ManUtdMEN Must be sold asap this summer. Do not want to see him in a Utd shirt again. He disrespected the Country he works in.

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

It would be equally safe for them to conclude that the majority of us won't let them.

[Amemba Magufuli @amembamagufuli8]

Edwin Sifuna was elected as the Senator for Nairobi, not as the Deputy Minority Whip. Titles can be taken away, but a voice cannot be silenced.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Rasta man, Methu son of Mau Mau

Sii hii ni ile County iliambia Ruto

Tunakuheshimu lakini hatukuogopi?

Oh, son of Sarah is determined to use those cooking gasses to cook tings

Just to prove a point to you and Jofri

I mean you saw!

10k nilibet iko ready

Ngoja tuone

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Kenyans always surprise me every time. This bodaboda guy I have been using today has offered me his motor vehicle for FREE (I just have to fuel) so that I can cover as many polling centers in Ol Kalou constituency tomorrow after he saw my YouTube channel.
Guys.

[isabel @wisepissmage]

Boyfriend has been home alone and unemployed for 2 days and I come over it’s 96° inside and smells like a rodent cage

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

When we said “Tutachukua kura, tutapiga kura na Tulinde kura” we meant this way.

[Sofias @iamsofias_]

One of the most common manipulation tactics women use on men is Monkey Branching. Most men don’t even know they’re being used until it’s too late. Monkey branching is when:

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

the nurse drawing my blood was telling me how good the AI movies on netflix are, and then proceeded to get an air bubble in my veins. maybe the stereotype about new nurses is true.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Inheritance isn’t about cash. Sometimes it’s your father’s name. Imagine walking into any room and hearing, “Your dad was one of the best men I’ve ever known.” That legacy hits different.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The more delusionally optimistic you are, the more life rewards you.”