D3TECTIVE

Not everything has to end so badly.

She/her. I’m a lone detective just trying to investigate the mystery to her friends death.
DNI: People with glass heads.

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I just watched Jacob’s reanimated corpse walk directly into an electrical fence. The poor thing…

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I went as this for Halloween for anybody wondering. 🩶

[datura @daturapercocet]

pls.. i am little.. and soggy..

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I asked Grok for help on how to vanquish demonic entities and it didn’t do anything. None of the tips I followed worked against the guy. AI truly is “the future.” #ShakingMyHead.

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@souldierboy_0 What? No. I have a dead best friend. This question is pointless to my investigation.

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I need a million dollars to get Jacob back. I’ll pay back in exposure. Any lucky followers willing to Venmo me?

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@MarrieyJefyc Theres a rotting corpse in the bathtub

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@DEAR_D3TECTIVE ONAY FINE JESUS CHRIST

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@cdprisoninmate Hg. I can't help you. I too am rotting away. i'm basically skin and bones at this point...

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@cdprisoninmate I'm glad you could find such valuable information to our case, Cass. I'm excited to see the results. And if you need anything concerning the burn, I can try to help best to my ability.

[The Mysterious Fucking Detective @bladesbaseee]

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@WAYMADNESSLIES No, no. You were not. You were probably the nicest about it...

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The negative attention on this post has fully deterred me from posting about my culinary endeavors on this platform ever again. How cruel you all are...

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Got a little hungry and found some steak buried in the freezer in the house, tried to actually make food without burning the whole place down again. What do you guys think? I'm open to criticism and feedback.

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@FolderFriespee I’m the one who ate it, I know I didn’t burn it.

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Got a little hungry and found some steak buried in the freezer in the house, tried to actually make food without burning the whole place down again. What do you guys think? I'm open to criticism and feedback.

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@FolderFriespee It’s not even burnt!

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@FolderFriespee You really think you’re one to talk here? I have to see a genuine human carcass everyday and my steak looks nothing like him.

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@fourhundred4002 This is just cruel.

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@FolderFriespee The quesodillas were a mistake, while a funny one I can say, this steak was fine! It tasted okay. You’re going on about nothing.

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@WAYMADNESSLIES Thank… you…? I’ll take it as a compliment. You‘ve been at least the nicest about it so far.